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No, you'd have to run the table now to win.
Send me to Nevada. I want the job.
Oh, other exit.
The day after the tie, the stock markets crashed,
- How would you describe Gary Walsh? - A kind person.
Daddy did a lot of business with Bebe Rebozo.
Where is everyone going?
Well, I mean, I like guys.
Fuck.
No, no, I did not... no, I went to a spa, sweetie.
- Have you ever killed a man? - Can't say.
is the Resolute desk.
We were really disappointed about the Chinese adoption sanctions.
- Clear out! - Let's go.
- Hey! - No!
which meant the tie might not be a tie any longer.
What if we tell him to vote for O'Brien?
Oh. Oh.
Remember how no one ever wanted to play catcher?
In order to tell this story,
you just pick them up and you stuff them in your box
- Also, the president's on the line. - Oh, motherfuck.
Watch your spewing mouth, you animal!
Richard, where is Jonah?
- New Hampshire... - They took it hard, but I don't care.
In mid-November, my mom's team
Actually, I'm the one that's supposed to say cut.
Cheese, please, Louise.
Jonah Ryan. Just Google me. Google me.
- Really? - Yeah. Well, I...
Now that there will be three babies on the way,
Bring me a change of clothes and come and get me.
in the awesome state of New Hampshire.
President Nixon entered the room
- 12, ma'am. - Huh?
- Oh, no! - No.
Careful. Careful. Careful.
And that's you, peanut.
They called me Selina Vanderbilt
Hey, sweetie. Hi.
Ma'am, you can't do that. He is the opposition...
Oh.
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
I find that my involvement in the club
So plenty of presidents have lost
Yeah, right after the inauguration,
- If you held the camera... - I'm not gonna hold the camera, Richard.
If I lose, I lose.