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- No, Amy, please don't actually say... - Action.

voted to decide the presidency of the United States

It's a great opportunity. Thank you.

and then get his buddy Marwood to make sure there's not another vote.

And this thing here was already hard mounted.

This is an elementary school!

Jesus fucking Christ. You got to tell your sister to stop calling me.

The House Chamber is that way.

Okay, just drop a pin in Apple Maps and...

We don't even use this shit anymore.

aka Hitsville USA,

Senator William O'Brien from Arizona...

I do hope you'll wait till your hair grows

I'm sure he's an inspiration to other slow adults,

This is the Oval Office.

- Whoo-hoo! - Thank you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Hi, yeah, I'm trying to reach Charlie Baird.

What you do now you do for your family.

Have you enjoyed working for the president?

♪ We are gentlemen of Japan... ♪

We are now entering the Red Room,

It says, I'm so sorry, Bill Ericsson.

We are still missing a member of our delegation.

he's gonna be president for the next eight years, Amy. Eight!

and this will be the new love palace.

I can't wait until after the inauguration.

The only downside is that I'll probably have to miss

If I would have voted, it would have certainly been for your mother.

Oh, yeah. She knows what she wants.

...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States...

Mothercunt. Piece of shit.

Well, maybe I should say comet

Vermont abstains from the vote.

I've been banned for life because I have a low rating.

That is assault. You are witnesses.

Let's go in here. We can talk privately in here, Tom.

- with your mom's twin? - What?

but I think maybe we should start making our list

I'll start lining up interviews.

Tom's first term won't count

Playing catcher is kind of like being the economy czar.

My mom lost the Nevada recount,

Have you thought about what you'll do if my mother loses?

appear in this or any other film.

Alabama casts its vote for President Selina Meyer.

I went home with a congressional fan girl last night.