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We are now entering the Red Room,
It's a great opportunity. Thank you.
Senator William O'Brien from Arizona...
If I would have voted, it would have certainly been for your mother.
This is an elementary school!
I've been banned for life because I have a low rating.
I'll start lining up interviews.
and this will be the new love palace.
voted to decide the presidency of the United States
And this thing here was already hard mounted.
- No, Amy, please don't actually say... - Action.
Vermont abstains from the vote.
and then get his buddy Marwood to make sure there's not another vote.
he's gonna be president for the next eight years, Amy. Eight!
What you do now you do for your family.
Hi, yeah, I'm trying to reach Charlie Baird.
It says, I'm so sorry, Bill Ericsson.
I do hope you'll wait till your hair grows
Have you thought about what you'll do if my mother loses?
The House Chamber is that way.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Mothercunt. Piece of shit.
We are still missing a member of our delegation.
Playing catcher is kind of like being the economy czar.
appear in this or any other film.
Have you enjoyed working for the president?
It was 1973.
My mom lost the Nevada recount,
♪ We are gentlemen of Japan... ♪
I can't wait until after the inauguration.
- with your mom's twin? - What?
Wait. Um, no.
Well, maybe I should say comet
Why is Tom...
but I think maybe we should start making our list
Jesus fucking Christ. You got to tell your sister to stop calling me.
Okay, just drop a pin in Apple Maps and...
That is assault. You are witnesses.
I went home with a congressional fan girl last night.
I'm sure he's an inspiration to other slow adults,
- Whoo-hoo! - Thank you.
aka Hitsville USA,
The only downside is that I'll probably have to miss
We don't even use this shit anymore.
Seriously.
Let's go in here. We can talk privately in here, Tom.
Oh, yeah. She knows what she wants.
...that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States...
This is the Oval Office.
Tom's first term won't count
Alabama casts its vote for President Selina Meyer.
Jesus Christ.