Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No offense, Brother, but I don't need love from you.

Which many people are.

Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo, I think.

I refer once again to her naturally sublime derrière.

- What? - But no offense, but I think I need

- We don't know anything about her. - Oh, don't we?

- is God-given. - And they say that

- So then be the shoe. - Please,

Which, unfortunately, makes you boring.

I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial,

Even made a reservation for them for the night of the murder.

How was your weekend?

I think I may have had a little too much Prosecco

I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell

Dad doesn't give with both hands.

easily convinced one of his employees to lie for him.

Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it,

So, can you think of anything?

I mean, this is clearly a place for top hats, like us.

to make these pics look so effortless.

on how to blend in with that crowd. Okay?

Maybe the motive

Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy enough for Giancarlo.

Oh, the other night we played Monopoly.

A recent breakup, a fight?

You're avoiding me, aren't you?

- There. - What?

Shocker to me, too.

Such a telltale sign of low self-esteem.

Because nobody joins Top Meet to hook up with some...

But what I really want to know is,

You're saying that you used a top hat to get to a shoe?

You almost die, and then you ghost me for weeks.

that it takes looking up to gain perspective.

There's no way.

two cops showing up at my house on the same day.

Bless your heart.

Partial profiles pics.

you know, like my floors spotless.

Oh, come on, that was funny.

Okay, well, there was no break-in,

Bit on the nose there, Big Mack.

Mr. Morningstar.

And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run.

Temptation officially gone.

Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel.

Sploosh. I said "sploosh."

Of course I do.

I'm just gonna...

Generic artwork, dull clothes,

Just, knee-jerk reaction.

I need to scrape the rust off my playboy ways, and you're