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Ladies and gentlemen, pay attention, please.
Make a deal there, Gandhi. I will stop mocking you
(TURN PLAYING)
Do you know what I caught him doing in bed,
our smallest accomplishments really are.
Excuse me, Anne? Hey.
ALL: I don't feel like I accomplished anything.
Later, babe.
TURK: I knew right then that somehow I'd make Dr. Cox...
Attending? You don't have the training for that.
(GASPING)
I just demand that he gives me $600 for the abortion,
How hard is it for you to use a fricking coaster,
and my motor skills are shot. Hell, I can't even write.
that you never have to be treated by these flesh-hungry butchers.
Turk?
J.D.: As I went to ask Anne out
(CAR HONKING)
was mutton chop enthusiast Ambrose Burnsides.
Excuse me, coming through.
I know that as a physical therapist,
Hey! Looks like I caught you admiring the old facial hair, huh?
To Mutton Chops!
- Was Papa Smurf the leader? - Yes.
I can't take you seriously until you take off the janitor's mutton chops.
Okay, go.
Sweetie? This is actually my grandmother's coffee table,
- Oh, babe! - Turk, where's my coffee?
- Yeah, come to daddy! - Yeah.