Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My kids just got setup in this school man!

This house on the left, I'd say they're properly motivated.

I NEVER HUNG OUT WITH THESE IDIOTS AFTER WORK I HAD HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS

Actually, can i talk to a mortgage broker? Anybody you recommend? Anybody you like?

I mean, she made me start wearing a suit.

We make this trade, those problems aren't so big anymore

Specific identifiers. Extremely recognizable.

All the people I respected,

Actually, my name is Jeong,

I got a good feeling about this

That's cute, that's cute! Are you being sarcastic with us Mike?

i hear there's a nobu now

He doesn't even speak English!

Are you at all concerned about the rising default-rates?

Cynthia I'm OK, I really am!

Why is he selling? 그걸 왜 파는거야?

If I write a loan on Friday afternoon,

Want me to write a piece We’re all fucked

And that.... You're too close...

He's been there for seven hours

A real solid-gold asshole!

Charlie, Vennett says these are the people we're betting against.

And you're going to be stuck paying

And the premiums?

Liam calling the boys After his hinge improves

What's that smell? -Cologne?

I assume no risk for these products myself Mark

No, he's not smart at all!

Ehm.. -Having fun?

You know... once we sell..

-You could let me know later!

Highest frog-rates since the nineteen thirties.

No, as a matter of fact, when we're done here, I'll probably go buy some more!

Just don't fucking dance!

But Mark was wrong!

I love my job! You hate your job!

It's like a hundred houses, it can't be four people living here.

Thank you for your diary!

Ass! -You got a matching little butler-boy you butt-fuck!

When your layoff date gets moved... For the third time

Let's say i bet ten million o a black jack hand.

He's playing us.

What? -Suck it up and pay up fellas we made a deal

Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal And I'll have my wife's brother arrested

So we can deal in long-term options.

Bullshit on what?

What? What is happening?

We know you hate Wall-street, we're not asking you to do the trading

It's just a gully Just nerves

Through the nineteen thirties....

and ready to believe the whole system was a lie.

Yu Darvish Dogshit

They were right big! - Boooooom!

If they go to eight.... It's Armageddon.

Either we're right, or we're wrong in a giant, giant way!

I may have been early ... But I'm not wrong.

It’s happening

Who's Warren Buffett?

Ow, we don't investigate mortgage bonds

then the swaps contracts are voided

Could you hold on a second? -Yeah

Well, they're mortgages, and who the hell doesn't pay their mortgage?

Right now, every bank in town is unloading these shit-bonds

It's not great!

Did i hijack this session? -Yeah

That's what I thought

He believed that there was no way, that they could be affected.

We're gonna shoot some terrorists, watch out boys!

How can Standard & Poors help you?

What the hell is in Las Vegas?

secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once.

How it is that you are fucking us, Cause what we are seeing here,

Step 4 craft when you're sleep Keep crafting everyone

Je bent rijk en nu?

Jesus! -I'm sorry dude!

gets his haircut at Supercuts, and doesn't wear shoes,

The principle source of the slowdown of economic growth

Then it was time to go to New York City, And so far..... It wasn't going very well

Let's not talk about my servers by the way

I think we should buy more swaps!

Where are you going?

But in reality, they're more like twenty-five percent, some of them are zero percent!

People think, whatever is happening now

No we're not, we're not the bad guys here!

Kathy thinks it would be a good idea if we sold our shorts

That’s a good thing right?

Big banks, small bank... I like to make money.

Seventy-eight -Eighty-four!

Is gonna confirm a story like this

Every loser with a couple million bucks in a fund is gonna be jumping on us.

How come nobody's talking about this?

You'd have to pay us monthly premiums.

just makes you a hypocrite!

SNK prognosticators Watch, It will pay! I may have been early, but I'm not wrong!

That will lead to synthetic CDO number two!

Where are the ratings-agencies at? -They're the fucking same!

Mailbox #1, You have fifteen messages.

A CDO-manager? -Yup, at Harding Advisors

You can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that i kinda respect him.

So I'm going to leave

You want him to be right! -Yes, I do!

and then they blamed immigrants and poor people

En fin, Let's do this!

is 200-to-1, but they're all taking the ratings off face value

instead, i start drilling him about overdraft analyses

Have you looked at the loan-level data?

Do you mind if i take your pass? Borrow it? I don't give a shit anymore, you can do what you want!

What did Kathy say?

These Fico-scores

Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.

And what am I supposed to do?

That we didn't know what the capitol requirements were.

To cover his Triple-B shorts,

I don't know how to be funny

and take the loss?

OK, I promise i will refrain from saying,

I assume no risk for this analysis

HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS

How big is your short position right now?

What stock are you vowing?

It’s cute inside Kawaii I call this one cute squared

Stop that! -Charlie! Wooooh!

That way, they can keep that profit machine churning right?

- It's not bad for yourself to be found extreme

I never hung out with these idiots after work, Ever! I had fashion friends.

secured a net-short position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once

OK, where are you? -We're in New Jersey!

Look... Greenspan's wrong!

I look for value, wherever it can be found.

That's correct!

What bothers me...

You know, every one of these vegetables is fresh from my garden

I mean... It's now or never Mark!

You didn't have to, and eh.. you know, thank you, but, eh....

What do you mean, i didn't hijack the meeting.

City Connect Jerseys Are Dog Shit Wrapped in Cat Shit

Just a meeting though, you know... It's just a meeting!

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And It’s Our Pension

They're private. And they're made up of layers of tranches.

Paulsson and Bernanke just left the White House.

there going to rig the election

And yeah i got a bonus-cheque for it

Ehm.. you should talk to your landlord about that

And give us a call way down the line you know?

Morgan Stanley building fast!

Can we make it a hundred million?

God no, I hate Vegas!

Holy shit! Five years ago Securitization was a loser-convention

The mortgage-bond market is fraudulent

and regulate the mortgage and derivative industries

Yeah that's right. -How come nobody's talking about this?

And there's no cause for concern!

I’m a wind farm manager

What can i say.. I, I'm, I'm, good at finding shit!