Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a yield guy

Each year, which is surprising, because i was the first to do this trade

People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions!

The market is at an all-time low, this is crazy!

Sure, I'll hold!

Mark, it's not a Q&A!

Eh yes.. but these eh... these are pretty bad

Almost as large as another testicle on itself

We're so excited to get setup on your trading platform!

We paid for mortgages with collaterals -They knew!

Go back to sleep.

My first response...

Suck it up and pay up fellas we made a deal

Why would they? Sub-Prime mortgages are up?

Or we sell our swaps, when the market opens

I may have been early but I’m not wrong

and put it into a CDO.

It wasn't me, I had a personal thing this afternoon. -I'm not your babysitter.

500 billion dollars later you get this!

I'm gonna call my mom!

It was at that moment in that dumb restaurant

You're a weird caller, you take longer with a wrong number than anybody else

Look, I’m an idea guy

Thanks for coming so quickly Mark -Yeah

Mortgage defaults have done nothing but go up!

That he was having bad thoughts.

whatever your monthly payment is once it jumps up, whenever your TISA-rate expires

I have an extremely pronounced epididymis -Enriveted that is.

<s> D... d... d... did ya... did you</s>

Face-time! I'd like some face-time! -Just remember, we're here just to gather information!

Kareem Serageldin from Credit Suisse

40 thousand people die! Did you know that?!

The AA-tranches, What if we bet against the AA-tranches?

What’s that smell??

How can you sleep at night, knowing... that you're ripping off working people.

We don't know, but Deutsche is on the phone demanding payment

We get... thirty cents on the dollar, Not bad!

the bonds aren't going down!

The ABX is at ... eh....

Mister Miller, I'm sorry! quick question!

but I eh... I couldn't find any marketing material on you guys..

I’m a Wind Farm Manager

Do people have any idea what they are buying?

Shut your fucking mouth.

Isn't that .. fraud is not nice

Didn't I say, that when we made this deal, that the rating-agencies, the SCC

I focus on immigrants!

Kappa Alpha Bubble

This thing is hitting Reddit

You want to bet against the housing market, and you're worried we won't pay you?

Time, and time, and time again have I bought them back from you Marcus

That is so cool!

Pay-up is like 25-to-1

But eh.. you guys are under the capitol requirements for an ISDA.

-Our financial institutions are strong!

Yes, it's a foolish investment. But eh...

I actually feel pretty sick!

He sold a lot of A- and Double-A swaps as protection, A lot!

Most of them went to UBS

And Caesar wept

No, It's for real!

It's not! It's awesome!

You see, Lewis didn't know it yet, but he already changed banking forever

I work for the bank!

Look, I’m an idea guy

Everybody in this place wants to get in on the action

and they won't devalue them until they get them off their books

So it was beyond perfect, when he was asked to speak at a conference opposite Bruce Miller

Jesus Christ! - Oh no! That comcludes the first part of our presentation

and congress had no choice, but to break up the big banks

Ten.... but maybe fifteen.

B of A said they had a power outage, And Morgan-Stanley said their server crashed!

And they'll take every dime we have to offer!

We call them, synthetic AI

Word is... he had half the town.

I like these cups, could i take one for my son? -Have one, Yes, Yes!

and I'm guessing most of you still don't really know what happened.

Give you fat fee's for doing so

Jacked to the tits!

I just know how to read numbers!

(Do) You notice anything different about him? Look at his face!

We can't re-recheck and then check again!

Jared! It's chaos down here, where are we?

B's.. Zero, BB's ..... Zero.

Seventy-eight -Eighty-four!

Chase For Adventure The Iron Oracle

Front-Point Partners

Who bets against housing?

with that stupid look on his face that Mark Baum realized

Big bank is gonna buy it by Monday lunch.

are eighty-seven percent

He's a foot-soldier, I'm sure it's a shit deal.

But the uranium price is rock solid

Looks like the collapse of the financial sector is imminent

Just don’t fucking dance

What did you just say? Knighted? That is fucking crazy!

Can you introduce us? Yes!

So you know what they're doing huh?

The bank calls you up

<whispers> The majority of them are accepted mortgages.

Did you know that? -No, I didn't know that!

just because it comes from two guys in a...

People have meetings all the time... You know!

You know you passed yourselves off as cynical people but....

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And It’s Our Pension

Tell Secure IT to eff off

You might not know who he is

with one simple idea.

Think so yeah -God i pulled a muscle in my bowl from yelling

But wait.... You are the bank

Michael, do you hear me? I want my money back!

We ought to be buying every swap we can get our hands on! -Just hold on okay, hold on!

Good luck with that

Yu Darvish…,Dogshit!

How come nobody is talking about this?

My firms thesis is pretty simple

But we gotta close out our position, or it could be zero

All this time I've been trying to figure out who I've been betting against. And it’s me

Yeah. I, Casey I, I, I've always hated you

This is what we did, that no-one else thought of.

<murmuring in himself>

The party is over! -I don't know, I don't know...

I love my job You hate your job.

I'm going on and on. My wife told me i need to share more.

Woo!- Fuck Yes!

sub-prime mortgage-lender New Century Financial

Mister Field's suit is very specific to files from the past year

And yeah.... if this goes through...

and ehm... I've been very clear!

JP MORGAN CHASE

I sold that house for 350, the year it was built.

You boys want menu's now? -We're talking!.. Please!

J.P. Morgan-Chase, J.P. Morgan-Chase.

Well, they had to!

What did you just say? Gender segregated schools? That is fucking crazy!

It’s the same thing!

I just wanted you to know that ehm...

Two boiled eggs, been to the gym, and @'d iliya.

... employees of Lehmann Brothers today, -as the Wall-street giant's stock went to zero!

I don't talk about that.

Can't help but enjoy it.

Get that fuck Jared Vennett I want to bash his fucking head in

Mark, are you there? Hello? -Yeah, Yeah, Did you hear?

Yeah, I would like that, thank you very much! -Finally!

I hear the food has gotten really good in Vegas, they have a Nobu now

Doesn't make me wrong

I currently have reason to believe

Mark Baum really did that! when we were in Vegas he did that!

We get our bonuses, our investors get their profit

And as fun as it is to watch..

we lose millions until something that has never happened before... Happens?