Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

of payment, in case of solvency issues with the bank.

Short everything that woman has touched

Not for you motherfucker

Being nice and fat.... That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?

The second my son screws up,

I think we should buy more GME

He thought the whole world was going down!

Wait, wait... He wanted to short housing bonds?

God I pulled a muscle in my back from yelling

No one reads them Only the lawyers read them

Yeah, you got to have somebody to repeat so you don't sound dumb, but come on....

Ive already been to lolitas, had steak and eggs and played blackjack with a bunch of ladyboys

Yes, there's some shady shit going down!

There's a nice way to say that Vinnie...

won't talk to me anymore

We are going to wait, and we are going to wait

Can we just go home?

We just sold 200 million in credit-swaps for mortgage-bonds

PATHABLE, NO PATHABLE...I LIKE TO MAKE MONEY

By approximately 8 percent.

They Call me bubble boy

His name is Yang

What the fuck is a synthetic CDO?

Look Im a palette guy

Actually no-one can see a bubble, that's what makes it a bubble

I may have been early… But I’m not wrong

Well prices have leveled off though, right?

Here's a number, every 1% unemployment goes up.. what's Brad Pit's next line?

4 Baggers will be the new currency

Fine... OK... Goldman....

Why'd you bring us out here?

Your shit might be taking on water

James says i can always refinance!

I get the Cherry

Nice Belt, Brad do they make it for men :-)

This is exactly what the Michigan State Pension fund has been looking for!

Ben Ricker and dirty bomb in the same sentence

Seeds are gonna be the new currency!

I think we should buy more swaps

We'll be in touch, send some paperwork over.

ehm.. This market will last!

.. and seize a web, for there are no more worlds to conquer

Sir, yeah, i know, do you have the wrong front-point? Cause there is another front-point in this same building that is Baum's

I'm JACKED JACKED TO MARIKA's TITS

I need to talk to my wife

and the big banks were clueless! Didn't I say that?

I have to take this -He must be from Bank of America!

I'm standing in front of an AP And im selling to you at Swatch prices

Let’s not talk about my Man Games by the way

How I feel right now bro

I say who is king asshole HEY HEY, I SAY WHO IS KING ASSHOLE

That's america's BUrrito Market

I never said I was the hero of this story

This is me being honest here okay.

Thanks Charlie! Still living with your mom?

You're managing a fund of what? 555 million?

And I wonder, I wonder, what your incentives might be.

And not those Frankenseeds from Monsanto, I'm talking about good healthy organic seeds.

How come nobody's talking about this?

I understand perfectly Bob! Want the deal?

Alan Greenspan, one of the architects of the whole crisis, was scheduled to speak

Honey, I do think the economy might collapse!

So... whenever you hear sub-prime... think: Shit

I set the price, whatever price i want.

They call me bubble boy It’s gonna crash

Boom, yeah man BOOM!

I HAD HUMAN RIGHTS FRIENDS

They're selling their dogshit CDO's

You're just what I've been looking for!

Here's world-famous chef Anthony Bourdain to explain.

But Ben was dark...

CDO's are dogshit wrapped in catshit.

That is what I want

Tell em I'll be there in a minute

WHAT ARE YOU? FOUR?

-I'm sorry, are you for real?

You guys said you wanted a PG Now you have a PG

hmm.. ask anyone...hmm, pleasure to work with.

OK... Hey did I hear you're expecting?

Look at his eyes! I'll give you a hint..

And if it seems almost too perfect... trust me!

I’m a wind farm manager

Of course i'd buy more, why not?

They're gonna lose their houses, They're gonna lose their jobs, They're gonna lose their p..

How do you know?

Just when i start thinking you guys are clowns!

I'm supposed to be getting him to invest in a fund,

I'm in commodities.

-So, you want to know what the top-20 selling mortgage bonds are?

Ive already been to lolitas, had steak and eggs and played blackjack with a bunch of LBs

They ARE correlated!

Yes.. it is, Yes.

You can't call me back for a week?

im firecracked to the tits!!

Nah, Fuck you very much!

Deal! Same here!

No, I take it, you have no plans to sell your two-hundred million in Bear-stock

He hasn't move all day.

People will withdraw their money, Kenny.

Business is good!

secured a net-short position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once.

Yeah, here we go Chris on my left, Chris, on my left!

I assume no risk for these products myself, mark

You still have some faith in the system don't you?

If we get a hunting license, we can short this crap

Home-prices are soaring, that means the homes are dead,not assets

Wild Goaltending….Dogshit

The housing market is propped up on these bad loans.

Did you know.... They're going up!

Wait, has that asshole not been paying his mortgage?

They call me chicken little. They call

I met my wife on Match.com

It’s not old bits of tom savage and Jarrett stidham, it’s drew aller, it’s a whole new thing

Not our fault, simply the way the world works.

Start to sell my position

That's funny eh?

Vennett's asking us to post collateral

-That's really cool! Yeah!

Can we see the paperwork on those?

Or that fraud... is mean

When I make 70 cents of a blue chip stock day trade

The therapist called.... You did it again!

OK, I'll call Deutsche Bank

I hope there's some Cuban restaurants on the way there,

No problem Dr. Burry

Here's a number! Every one percent unemployment goes up,

W-w-w-w one of the hallmarks of mania.

Yeah, I took a good hard look at the CDO's you want to short.

OK.. Hi.... how are you?! -Have a seat!

Michael, do you hear me. I want my money back

So.... You're offering us a chance to short this pile of blocks?

somebody else is gonna wanna make a bet on the outcome of their bet!

I assume no risk for this produce myself Mark

Good luck with that

That's a good thing right? That means that this Vennett guy is not wrong!

DOG SHIT WRAPPED IN CAT SHIT

For the past two years, my insides have felt, like they're eating themselves.

Now, Anyone who knows me, knows..

I don't know if it's the first one -Just try it!

That’s my Billy Notice anything different about him

Ninja Loan: no income, job or assets

Jacked to the tits

Let's not talk about my DM's by the way

One second! -We're going, we're going!

She says I need to be on Xanax, and double my dose of Zoloft

He was Jared Vennett, Vennett

Michael, how are you guy?!

The banks will think we're either high, or having a stroke

they keep calling us Brownhall