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Somewhere along the line, these B's and BB's went from a little risky to dogshit.

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And it was me.

Palo Alto has a Nobu now

I know, we have to get Ben to do it!

You guys said you wanted to get rich! -Now you're rich!

So .. I get the job? I really think i could help you fund.

Now you see what i had to deal with!

Oh and Bear, what about Bear? They have some apprehensible product!

Make yourself a garden, learn to live off the land!

Mark, if Morgan goes under, we end up with nothing!

And, and... If we're wrong

How much in total?

Hey Ben it's Jamie!

Their credit actually isn't bad enough for him.

When your layoff date gets moved... For the third time

Who gives a shit?

It’s an opportunity

I don't think i have the strip-club in me tonight I'm just gonna get some drinks around.

I don’t talk about that

Fuck! Yeah! I want him to be right!

Hold on, say that again!

The knew claims could be faster It just hurt the business model

And no-one is paying attention.

Might be Time to get our life-jacket and get out.

I've already been to the Gym, I had two poached eggs, and I played blackjack with Harry Dean Stanton

He'd let it go for that.... I don't

Tony...I don't know how to be sarcastic!

The upper-tranches are affected and they go to zero.

I'm not, and never have been.... familiar

I miss Colorado anyway. The weed's better!

Am i? Or is this douche-bag?

and when the pile gets large enough, the whole is suddenly considered 'Diversified'.

So now he's going to short the bonds

They don't ask questions, don't understand the rates.

When your layoff date gets moved... For the third tim

Even though the bond-value is going up? Really?

Everybody wants our swaps

I'll call you later.

Well, the delinquency-rates do have people worried, but they're actually within our models

They didn't even clean up the counter

is making billions off screwing over people this way.

when you add thousands of them all bundled together

You know you pass yourselves off as cynical people but.... you’ve still got faith in the system

Follows a tumultuous few months of market volatility, and fear for the world economy...

The Morgan Stanley risk-guys are here -They called in Kathy Tao

Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! -I just leave? That's just fucking great, I can talk to whomever the hell I want!

Strap yourself in!

I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie Geller, I'm Jamie, Jamie Shipley.. Hi!

<whispers> kinda hard one to deal with...

While the whole world was having a big old party, few outsiders and weirdos saw what no-one else could.

If, if if the funds capitol drops too much....

are you crazy Jer?

A sampler platter of sampler platters.

Or they care about what actresses went into rehab!

You'll clear two-hundred mill Mark!

I may have been early, but I'm not wrong.

Is it maybe in your best interest to have the ratings changed? Is it, perhaps?

Twenty five million!

Down 17 percent for the year, but if they trust me, and they trust me!

Fuck responsibility! Are you kidding me?

Call Vennett, call that little shit! -Call Vennett!

Every bond and CDO-salesman, sub-prime lender and swap-trader is gonna be there

It would also apply to your payments if the value of the mortgage-fund goes up

Alright, let's say...

By the way, these risky mortgages are called: Sub-Prime.

Look at HIM that's my l2, my rollup

Please don't tell me it's more than four!

you just don't have the money or the reputation, don't take it personal!

That's hilarious!

Well, my firm offers a ninja loan.

pure pats, hybrid pats i like to make money

Jesus, come on!

And somehow... we , eh.. know before anyone else.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DIARY.

the whole world right now

They give you clients, they give you money to run your business,

How's your brother by the way?

So let me get this straight

There's a nice way to say that

Absolutely, they're complete shit!

Until further notice.

the stonks arent going down

I say, when we sell

Oh... we just moved here from Boulder.

I'm sorry, do you smell that, what is that?

And I never said that!

And you are wrong sir!

OK, look.. If home-prices don't go up,

we are in a content recession it's happening

a hundred, maybe two-hundred people would show

But that should lay to rest any concerns about the bank self!

Schmuck! Fuck you! -Fuck you!

It's important to understand, because it's what allowed the housing crisis

When the hell did we forget all that?

So I... Ted did ask ehm.. to do us some meeting in front.

I can't answer that!

Dogshit wrapped in catshit.

everybody wants swaps swaps are now the most popular product on the street

Thank you. - Fucking A Jared!

Pompous dumb Wall-streeters be wildly wrong

You'll get caught -We're at thirty-seven

Lewis, Can you come early tomorrow, please?

Really? But the housing market is rock-solid!

this is a jets under dr burry if you offer us free money, we're going to take it

it's strange... -No, no!

This bond gentlemen... Is AAA-Rating!

Do you have any idea what you just did?

everybody wants swaps Tankers are now the most popular product on the street

Time to get our life-jacket and get out.

They’re bragging.

I don't want that kind of business!

So get this.... Cynthia.. Guys!

Look at yourselves!

They call me bubble boy. My firm is all long this stuff.

Okay, I'll take that bet!

Your bet is against their money,

Lawrence.... I don't know how to be sarcastic!

Sharpen your pencils, I'll get the paperwork ready

Is that acceptable Dr. Burry?

It's very cool!

Fine, fine, honey, you know what, i will consider it, but honestly....

In the years that followed, hundreds of bankers and rating-agency's executives went to jail.

you scared the shit out of me!

u/DeepFucking Value

How are you fucking us?

So, in order to protect investors from this fraudulent market

Tell Secure IT to fuck off

d- d- deal, we need a deal, right, a deal.

His names tong!

There's no way you're marketing these swaps appropriately!

I had fashion friends

,,,saw it by doing something you suckers never thought to do : I looked.

Give it a 92 / 93 percent AAA-rating, no questions asked...

I hear there’s a Nobu

Would I take stock advice from him? No.

I thought you were for real Casey You know, I have to say, I really did!

with a 110 thousand Jamie had saved taking sailboats up and down the east-coast.

OK, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely

The ... eh....Top-20 selling mortgage bonds

Wow! A lot of people seem very motivated.

And sure... Swaps are a dark market so...

I like to make money

This business... Kills the part of life that is essential! The part, that has nothing to do with business

It's not my fault dude! I've been paying!

The default-rates are already up from one to four percent fellas.

If you'll excuse me Dr. Burry, that seems like a foolish investment.

No-one on the planet is betting against Double-A's

So, how many people have you talked to about this trade? - A few.

I wanna buy.... swaps on mortgage bonds

after VTLab results discussion

Jamie, you know you're not supposed to use this line.

I have full autonomy when it comes to investment strategy

Who are you a drug-dealer or a banker?

Sure about that? The collateral calls could bankrupt you!

Ehm... I'm not sure what you want me to say

Our agreement allows me, to take extraordinary measures