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and used it to pay themselves huge bonuses
5, if you use the helicopter !
I'm standing in front of an AP And im selling to you at Swatch prices
His name is Yang
And we can transform an original ten million dollar investment
It's like two plus two equals...
Right now I get the sprinkles
This guy's whole business is build upon ripping people off,how long can that last?
You always have Mark!
Only in V.I.P.
I got fidelity to make me one.
When the market deems a bond too risky to buy, what do you think we do with it?
Truth is... ehm.. A friend had told Charlie about it
And the S&P picked up three points
You know that!
Tell him to get his ass down here
And you have more than one loan on a property?
Within a few years they had turned a 110 grand into 30 million
I’m Mirthed To the tits
US
Alright, what've you got?
Cynthia wants me to quit! And open a B&B in Vermont.
Why is he selling?
Nobody knows, what's in the bonds,
I just called an old friend at Bear he didn't even know what a CDO is.
With Fico's below 550
Thank you Hendry
Aahhh... Fuck you too!
The mortgage backed security.
Yeah! I'm sure of the math.
Shut your f***ing Mouth !
Come on, we just made the deal of our lifetime, we should celebrate!
me thinking i can do everything alone and thrive..
Little Brownhall Capitol
now their foot's on fire and they think their steak is done, and you're surprised?
These kind of trades are totally out of the question!
Randall made the sale, can you believe it?
Ladies and gentlemen!
It's not old fish! It's a whole new thing!
-It happens like five times a day, that somebody uses the wrong front-point.
could you fucking stop!
But those losses, will be contained at only five percent!
The premiums on the swaps ate into his desks profit
I ordered my fish on Friday, which is the mortgage bond that Michael Burry shorted.
You have a very nice haircut, you do it yourself?
-Wait... aren't those bonds made up of thousands and thousands of mortgages?
I think this is a housing development about forty-five minutes outside of town.
Not if there's no market up to sell them in
And you tell the mortgage company what you do?
What's the next line?
So Mike Burry of San Jose, a guy who....
so he had to set up his fund under Morgan Stanley's umbrella.
shut up!
He's playing us, he's got too much skin in the game, and he's dumping his position.
d d
I think it's the same Mike
So
or... Private Label MBS
And short the shit, while they fucking sold it! -Whoo ho ho, Let's go to the press man!
Nope, They're all still AAA!
Maybe when he's thirty he makes a hundred bucks.
Hey mister Vennett from Deutsche Bank, who do we have?
watch, it will pay. i may have been early, but i’m not wrong.
Whole new way to make money, dog!
Mark, Hey!
I assume no risk for this product myself Zach
IT'S YOU BIRTHDAY?
What he said!
He said that... he took the call,
I’ll tell you how much I’m worth And you tell me how much you’re worth
I didn't realize that there was anything to manage
Awesome, where is that?
30 days late
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! -So that's it? After eighteen years!
OK, So, strippers.... like exotic dancers...
This is fucking insane!
They had started working out of Jamie's garage,
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What's your.. what's your? - Base-value is two-hundred and five million
The whole world economy might collapse!
We lose everything!
His name's Tang!
We call them, synthetic AI
Do you even know how to do laundry? Make a bed? -Okay!
YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT
60 days late, jeez!
Because it's now in your interest to do so.
Yeah, don't worry, we'll play nice!
How can I help you? -How are you? Fine, thank you!
Eighty million, eigthy million, that's good right?
Goldman had a systems failure i lost a ton of messages!
No, eh no. The bank owns our hedge-fund
I would say it is a very strong probability, indeed!
You know me.... I, I, I, I,
Look, I’m a thin crust guy
I'll tell you how much I'm worth You tell me how much you're worth
Easy.. I got a 20 million a month negative carrier
The ehm. he he he!
Makes it a little less tedious.... :)
I was right And everyone else was wrong
A hundred million?
Hello?
They won't move!
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond-department
I'm trying to convince her to make her sell us swaps
Food, even baseball
but now, there's a class-action lawsuit against Bear
There's going to be a bail-out
Kind of brilliant!
I love my job I love my job
In your synthetic CDO's and swaps? right now! Tonight!
No....
OK, Fine! Who is this guy?
Then a tragedy happened to Mark and it turned his whole world really dark
I can't sleep on a plane so I did my homework -OK, let's focus!
Sell it all!
-You were playing saying great son, even heard the coach say it!
I think I pulled a muscle in my back from yelling
They're not confessing.... they're bragging
I never hung out with these idiots after work, Ever! I had fashion friends.
Except through lawyers.
No-one will pull out, that would be suicide man
And she said that Morgan-Stanley will buy them
Putler je hovado zabalený v hnoji
Filled with losers!
Everyone in Mark's office showed up, even invited friends!
Those Motherfuckers
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A CDO? -Yes... a CDO.
Hannah
Got it?.... Good!
The company immediately, Ahem!
Big change :)
Want me to write a piece called: "We're all fucked!" YES
Would you mind not moving anymore? I'll still pay you!
The housing market collapsed... nationwide.
And is like a sack underneath.
Is that right?
Is that what this is?
Well, most.
We've been doing business together
People are sure they're gonna make the next one
You love to be the virtuous one
Groosen
The defaults will skyrocket!
Bennie lost his father to a violent crime when he was young
BIG CAP, SMALL CAP I LIKE TO MAKE MONEY
There were no cabs... What was i supposed to do?
First, The last stop before military school, Then, 2,000 miles away, and Last, she need to use the bathroom. No! No! No! No! No!
I'm jacked to the tits!
You give em to your snot nosed kid when he turns fifteen
can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that i kinda respect him.
Pretty soon, stocks and savings were almost inconsequential.
Bye Kathy!
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Shane!
They're not loading them...
Oil and bonds keep raising Just a little blip
Can't hear you, I'm sorry!
you know, shouldn't y'all be considering treasury bonds or utility stocks?
Climate scientists to the Uk media In this heat wave
Hey, Hey! No, no, my cab!
and the whole housing market is about to collapse.
Er.. How much eh...
knows more than Alan Greenspan and Hank Paulson....
You've been saying that the system is broken for years Mark
Anybody jumping off the building yet?
The stonks arent going down