Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, come over here! What are you doing at Caesar's? -He's a Goldman
You are not going to be able to refinance
No!
I told you we'd meet later.
Wait a minute, hold on! Ben!
Dude, B of A and Bear didn't even return our calls
im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line
I never hung out with these idiots after work, ever! I had fashion friends.
Mark!
Sir, the Q&A is after my statement, but you know what, you seem anxious!
I’m Mehmet And I am a yield guy
Your companies don't verify?
Yeah, it's a gully
how Anthony has the intelligence of a dolphin.
Sincerely, Dr. Michael J. Burry
Apparently eh, tying up securing some insurance payments
And a hell of a trader, which is the only reason they put up with his bullshit optimism.
Are you fucking kidding me? you come in here you fucking fucking! -You're a fuck, how do you even seriously?
Which is why you're here talking to us on the wrong number?
Somewhere along the line these episodes went from a little bad to dog shit,
Short everything Yellen has touched
We call them, synthetic CDO's
US debt increasing on pace for $1T month
Am i being clear? - Lawrence
Ben Ricker
will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3? There is a zero percent chance...
They give you the bonds they wanna sell
Jacked to the TITS
A lot of people seem very thankful
Short everything that man has touched!
As the housing-markets and banks continues to hemorrhage, only one of the big shorts refused to sell.
So, ehm, back to the residential sector,
Is an opportunity.
When people won't stop Bragging
I’M JACKED TO THE TITS!
Jacked to the tits!
Then why are you here? I thought.. -I'm not here for the SCC!
No, no, no! -Yeah!
You're not a saint, saints don't live on Park Avenue!
Whoah, I just got really scared!
That's... that's pretty much all of Scion's liquidity!
He was in pain, my brother was in real pain!
In a pub...
That's what I thought!
A warning that the economic growth could slow
goddammit! -I'm sorry.
First of all, how was your travel? -Uneventful?
I can't hate him. He is so transparent in his self-interest that I kind of respect him
This is like.... The end of capitalism!
And it is not my decision, I have a boss.
Those bonds only fail if millions of Americans don't pay their mortgages.
Want an authority to tell them how to value things, but they chose this authority
That's what I get out of it
Nothing yet, she keeps asking if this is one of your crusades
OK, yeah. -What do you mean, you're in the tower?
Look... It's two very simple questions:
everybody wants block space block space is now the most popular product on the street
And you're completely sure of the math?
I..... eh..
I think we should buy more shares.
The banks have given us twenty-five percent interest rates on credit cards.
I am gonna get a bank to make me one.
So... What can we do? We can....
If we don't work with them they will go to our competitors
-That there would be a million homeless Oh my god!
She probably will win!
and they're going to zero..
Boom!
It's weird!
Twenty Double-A tranches of ABS CDO's
Yeah, but we have nothing to do with Morgan-Stanley
Oh, well.
the stonks arent going down
Me when random "activists" go on political news shows to speak on behalf of all Conservatives
Mike I can't seem to get a hold of you, could you please call me at your earliest convenience?
and then the banks....
im firecracked to the tits!
So if we're missing something, maybe she can tell me, give me some insight.
and this creep....
And you target them with red soup?
If these mortgage-bonds are so stable, so solid
The market is in an itsybitsy little gully right now
That was funny
Are we done?
I bet you 200 million, that lady in the glasses, wins that bet!
Will you ever think about the idea of making a change?
You know.
Okay!
No one reads them Only the lawyers read them
Good odds, In fact her chances of winning this hand
Morgan makes a sucker's bet and we pay their fucking gambling debt?
No, no , no no.. I wanna, i wanna short the housing market.
Want me to really blow your mind?
suddenly, the yield goes up, but the risk is still small, because....
Garibaldi iv Bbb
How many credit default swaps do you own?
OK, so why are you calling me? I don't do this anymore!
Yeah, 'cause they're fucking crooks!
Truth is, since we had our budgets cut, we don't investigate much!
Respons..? Nobody is acting responsible!
Wow! A lot of people seem very motivated.
My brothers ex-girlfriend works for the SCC, she just told me she's in town, okay!?
What was this guys name? Jared Vennekt... Vennett
All they took was the TV.
dinky wet page and some inheritance money,
I met my wife on Klonos.ai
the market is in an itsy bitsy gully right now
A lot of these BBB's are going to zero too.
when we rolled out the new variable rates package -Excuse me!
What do I get out of it?
Hey, hey babe!
Let's go! Push, Push!
These outsiders saw the giant lie at the heart of the economy
I know you're not allowed to tell me specifics, but, just generally.
it's not old oreo,it's a whole new thing
Mark!
Hey look, you want to get a bit tonight? There's this ehm...
I'll see if i can push it through
and dozens of other securities a year.
banking wasn't a job you went into to make large sums of money.
Welcome everyone!
A sampler platter of sampler platters.
I think you've already said it.
What?
I think that....
Vinnie...
It's Jeff, I.. eh.. You're buying stocks?
I walk in here and people are crying in your hallway
I'm sorry... please...
I would call it Improbable
They're not confessing.... They're bragging!
they're suck crooks that... the CDO's are worth shit, and they're hiding it!
Do you feel it? -No!
Figure out if this is a deal of a lifetime or...
Because you were a prick in college and you are a prick today!
A player makes a bunch of shots in a row
Why?
Lump.. in my ball
My quant! Yeah I’m sure of the math!
Basically, Lewis Rainieri's mortgage bonds were amazingly profitable for the big banks.
Markets were going up and up!
"Those same banks got greedy, they lost track of the market"
I do most of Meryll-Lynch's CDO's
Who got their remittance-data early? I bet it's Goldman
My quantitative... My maths specialist! Look at him!
All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against.
Fired 3,200 workers
Let me ask you this: What company treats its customers that shittily and succeeds?
His name is Tong!
Which means! Fuck yeah! OH!
We've know each-other for seventeen years
Here, eh.. have a seat a second.
very much.
What do consulting firms do? Replace CDO’s with Consulting firms sell
And halve of all .. eh ... worries that... it wasn't default.
Eighty is great, no eighty is great, thank you, thank you so much!
Can't be held responsible for doing shitty and illegal things! -What are you? Four?
I'd be upset clearing this out, but we're .. - That's exciting!
Everybody wants Uranium junior miners
I heard from somebody, who heard from somebody
I'll bet you right now, that those AA's are actually like B's!
Zero!
No, we want at least a hundred million