Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How is wanting to eat good food, being Chipper?

We wanna do fifteen million in swaps on the Double-A tranche

Meryll-Lynch isn't gonna send you any costumers unless you put

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And it was me

What do you do?

Mark, can we sell now?

I'm looking deep into your eyes as i make love to you Vinnie.

is that rapid rise and complexity, and the rates... they are frauded

banks suck it you lose

The Stonks aren’t Going down

What's the probability the control rods don't go in?

80 to 90 million

Hello, Ben? Hey!

Look if you don't want to deal, just hang up.

It's Mark Baum again. Call me!

Because they always, always do! -Thirty-two?

Only that in the entire history of Wall-street,

Apple pear banana

Lawrence please, don't patronize me, if ... it .. is...

That’s good for us

This thing is hitting Reddit

The market is in an itsybitsy little gully right now

Wanna know what you get out of it?

I'm handing you the deal of the century on a fucking platter!

Rich just means overpriced

Is this America's angriest hedge-fund?

So now we pay up premiums on these swaps against housing-market until the mortgages fail?

Bear Sterns was in a death spiral and the FED brokered it's sale.

And when all was said and done, only one single banker went to jail

Shut your F***ing mouth

Did you get a chance to look at what we sent you Ben?

and if they fail above 15 percent the whole bond is worthless.

That was just with Deutsche...

No-one! -I've sent several e-mails to my investors

Ehh, we're expecting to be expecting...

im firecracked to the tits!!

What did you say?

with a drunk president holding his finger over the button

but you represent the investors?

Hey Randall, what with the Dom? Bonuses aren't for three months.

What Agents said in 2008-2009 What Agents said Yesterday.

-OK, Bear will trade with anybody!

It's just a gully

What if he's right?

This isn't about you!

This thing is hitting Europe!

From the time you guys started talking, Bear-Stearns' stock is falling more than thirty-eight percent

No Income No Job Application, I just leave the income-section blank if i want.

Ollie W is dog shit wrapped in cat shit

You can touch me! -Always?

Yeah, Check! a hundred million worth, and aim higher!

because i heard the Cuban food is amazing in Miami.

I met with this retail banker yesterday..

Chance oil doesn’t go up next week

I heard from somebody... that heard from somebody.

It's Charlie.... I'm here too!

And I'm offering you fire insurance on it

We're dead in the water...

What's up man? What do you want?

Look, I’m an idea guy

Have you ever refused to rate any of these bonds upper-tranches AAA?

I'll go in for a scan -Hmm

Lawrence.... That is not all of our liquidity!

What do you mean? We're talking about two loans on one house right?

Not once, eventually -Jesus

Nice guy... all day long.

So, a housing Armageddon is not prudent investing.

It's the reason Mark is studying so hard.

You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!

But apparently society values me,

Where'd ya go pal?

Sorry I'm late, no cabs!

I got bosses trying to pull the plug, because they're thinking I'm out of my fucking mind

Thats my albanais

So? What? Bear could really collapse here? -That's a risk we really shouldn't take!

You want my landlord's dog?

Keep up those returns And give us a call way down the line you know?

Who the fuck schedules a meeting at 4:50 in the afternoon?

This poor schmuck!

Kathy come on, we know each-other.. How, how?...

Is there any way to do two-hundred million?

Those same politicians got greedy, they lost track of the market"

Dude, did you hear the news?

*Consulting firms are*

When you neighbors are buying fertilizer spreaders And you spending the weekend putting closing wheels on you MRB's

It's just a gully that's all. Just nerves

This is wall street Me. Burry, If you offer us free money, we’re gonna take it

Like everybody said: "OK, that was crazy, let's just all calm down!"

JP Morgan Chase! JP Morgan Chase!

I've never heard of that.

That's America's housing market.

Well can you tell us how much you manage?

I'm standing in front of a burning house,

-That seems healthy.

We'll take 50 million

I don't want to pressure you Ben, but if you don't pull this off, we lose everything!

Jamie and Charlie, never even been in a Manhattan bank bathroom!

i lost the eye... in a childhood illness.

No bank or ratings-agency

people lose jobs!

So... here's Margot Robbie in a bubble-bath to explain.

of one of the best trades in Wall-street history from a wrong number.

What did you just say? Gender Segregated? That is fucking crazy!

If we're right, people lose homes!

It's like insurance on the bond, and if it goes bust, you can make 10-to-1.

who is not able to reach out to someone

I don't know if we can make a market, just give me your best price!

So as some of you may know, Bear-Stearns has just received a loan from J.P. Morgan

Morgan fails, all our accounts go under bow and ship

But Ben was done with the banking world, he was very clear!

Meh, I will, I will call it, improbable Sue.

So, yes! I stand by my Bear-Stearns optimism.

We know that they say they're ninety-five percent AAA-rated

EVERY REALTOR ON MY INSTAGRAM

It’s Happening

Look I'm a yield guy

Hi listen, I got one last question for you

Was, to offer him some money.

and this time even teachers!

People drink their coffee, they have a meeting...