Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow!
Jonas in QBR
Short everything that guy has touched, I want half a billion more in swaps
Apple pear banana Banana pear apple
Sam Altman hiring a Chinese guy To convince stakeholders that they can do better than DeepSeek
When they question your hedging … after MOASS they question for help.
Not me, I'm not a weirdo, I'm pretty fucking cool, but... we'll meet again later!
That I have no problem telling someone they're wrong.
Who's not gonna take that bet?
it's about time you find out just how dumb that money really is
S-Sorry?
Rumor has it default-numbers are huge!
I love my job! -You hate your job!
I'm so sorry Mike!
People who are watching and think that I won't lose will make a side-bet
We need you to help us get the ISDA.
That's my two cents, thank you!
That's america's Burrito market
Okay, Selena has a pretty good hand here!
No... Money.
-What?
Which means... If we're right....
that sub-prime losses stop at five percent?
No, no, no you say you always do adjustables
Hello, I'm surveying mortgage owners who are over 90 days delinquent
These guys are morons! -Fucking tool!
Please don’t be chipper in the face of me being miserable
I know you must feel the same, but you never show it!
My quantitative... My maths specialist! Look at him!
You can buy as much Double-A tranches as you want!
Just put the business-news on please. Thank you!
That's not stupidity... that's fraud!
When someone asks how your Uncle Ron is doing
But do you have any concerns about the performance of the underlying securitizations?
In six years, it will all be gone!
Yeah... Just tell the bankruptcy-court
everyone knows here something we don't and we're gonna get royally screwed
You notice anything different about him? Look at his face!
Oh, can we see some of your offering documents?
Like: Here's your steel-cut oatmeal asshole!
She 's got some lungs on her I'm impressed!
When markets aren't functioning properly
This bond, gentleman.. is triple A rated
it's all very logical.
Yes! He he!
I didn't know there were exceptions for No User Data in Un-Approved environments
It's our money... Yeah.
Look I get that this is personal for you,
We're three times up
You flew here to tell me that? Why?
So, when they were wrong, they were wrong small. But when they were right.......
Look if they get rejected I suck at my job!
And everybody's walking around like they're in A fucking god damn Enya video
The second quarter of '07 is when the adjustable rates kick in!
He does this every few days.
How much is eligible for withdrawal before they're due? Say in the next two quarters.
You bring me in to tell me everything is fine, and everything is not fine!
How about 20-to-1?
Watch, It will pay! I may have been early, but I'm not wrong!
No, he's too curious to explode!
Merrill-Lynch's bonds in your CDO....
-I need you out of here Of course, Yes Mam!2
Something most of the big banks did on a good day during the crisis
BBB's .... Zero.
Cash would have stopped coming out the ATM, they had to back-stop this
YOU KNOW IT!
They're not confessing. They're bragging.
Nice shirt, do they make it for men?
Great Michael, whenever you find something interesting, we all sit to make money.
Seriously, colonic once a year!
OK.. Don't!... Stop Saying J.P. Morgan-Chase!
But our company is not comfortable with this investment.
Greece and Iceland are finished
They were just thousands of AAA-mortgages bundled together,
I worry about you Mark!
Short the bank's stocks! -Wait..
Tell me Morgan-Stanley doesn't hold the contracts on these swaps
Why is he selling?
That's weird!
Let's not talk about my margins by the way.
Wall-street took a good idea: Lewis Raneiri's mortgage-bonds
OK, of course! Thanks Chris!
Porter Collins, former Olympic rower, went to Brown.
I make two thousand on a fixed rate prime
-Michael, just take a beat, we'll talk about this later!
Hold on!
It’s possible That we are in a completely fraudulent system.
The fact that we're not, doesn't make me feel all-right and superior!
Alright!
Meh, i will, i will call it, improbable
Call Ben!
Is this Vancouver's angriest cafe?
Thanks for coming guys, totally fucking awesome to see you!
Not sure, I guess that's why we're here.
Shit! It's thirty-two -Yeah it's fucking tanked man
My boss would have my ass
Hey Sir! -One second!
fifteen billion
Want one? No?
Everybody now wants junior uranium miners
What did you just say? You fucked Jessica? That is fucking crazy!
that is it a possibility, or a probability
I'm sorry i don't have anymore information, but you ehm....
I'm telling you
Jacked to the Tits!!!
It’s possible That we are in a completely fraudulent system.
They looked
Well, this is an opportunity for you to meet who you're betting against!
That... is a CDO.
Unfortunately... It's in a place like this, which i would never be in.
pure pats, hybrid pats i like to make money
I have a question please!
He had an amazing nose for bullshit.
Oikeesti aikuiset
Do not throw our acception- agreement in my face Michael!
All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And It’s Our Pension
I want you to get me....
By how much?
Mark wants us to check that out first.
No!
I'm talking rock-bottom Fico-scores.
How are we looking?
Not just in banking, but in government
I was a bartender Now I own a boat
I told her we're not selling shit!
His face is starting to boil He looks like the bad guy from DOOM
xxx xxx
Who's gonna tell us? Who understands this stuff? It makes no sense!
So, does Check seriously think he’ll get away with it?
big piece of shit!
And i can profit off of their stupidity
It's a disaster, it just says here, They got a liquidity-BRAVO
That's just crazy!
and the mortgage continues to be the bedrock on which this economy is built.
This makes us look bad doesn't it?
I don't know, you tell me!
Somebody shorted two-hundred mill in mortgage bonds?
adjustable rates... Dogshit!
And when you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out
-I didn't know there were swaps on mortgages
I don't talk about that.
This is what I'm gonna do....
I think somebody just left
How bad is this?
-Hello Mark Baum Oh hey Cathy!
Go back to sleep.
What?
separates me from people.
Yes.
And I'm not certain that you really understand this trade.
Matt from DTP this is how I teach people to win
Absolutely! -Absolutely!
Where we take a bunch of B's, BB's and BBB's that haven't sold,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? I'M JACKED TO THE TITS!
Alright! -Where are you going?
Did you hear about the deal that Randall did with some fund-manager?
Yes! That's a perfect title!
I mean... it's this guy... from... Deutsche, who was talking about shorting housing bonds.
@iliya
Hey... Excuse me!
How do you really feel?
and how his bank will let customers write ten... twelve cheques
Holy... what! Say that again!
Even Bear up their prices!
You know what they're doing right? -Yeah!
I'm standing in front of an AP And im selling to you at Swatch prices
Like selling insurance, or.... accounting
but trust me, it's fueled by stupidity!
a billion dollars
Keep up those returns
How much bigger is the market for insuring mortgage bonds than for actual mortgages?
Mortgage Meltdown continues
Before telling them they're overdrawing.
I've put out something really interesting...
I guess I'll go find a desk. Is there anything you want me to work on for start?
You should give him a call!
no-one is paying attention!
and a wife getting her masters-degree
When he was a kid he excelled at studying the Talmud and Yeshiva.
Jacked to the Tits!
Seriously... Is everything gonna be ok?
i never hung out with these idiots, ever. i had fashion friends.
We had an underlying understanding, you wouldn't act like a goddamn crazy man!
It's starting....
suck it
Jamie, very good!