Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just know how to read football.

Ben, you still there?

Thank you! -Your big mouth was a revelation!

When your layoff date gets moved,

I don't know, about six

Are you kidding me? -No I am not kidding you!

What's your exposure? Three billion?

the tech-bubble burst in 2001

I never hung out with these idiots after work, ever! I had fashion friends.

I don't see a damn thing.

We also know that if the bottom-tranches fail at over eight percent

i have five punks

I thought we were better than this, I really did

Into billions of dollars

We bought into a rigged game

Look, I am a yield guy

It's easy to see that delinquencies,

I, I think you should try medication!

Go back to sleep.

Look at him, that's my AI researcher - Ravi

They were doing fifty, a hundred, two hundred billion in mortgage bonds

At least down here -I'm sorry what?

And oh, thank Jared for us.

They call me chicken little.

Nope, no bank will give us our ISDA.

You are an incredibly big piece of shit

And then that happens!

What did you just say? Synthetic shares? That is fucking crazy!

-No, I didn't know that.

Please stop changing the channel

Now this is a classic error

They're caught up with their pants....

Where do you have our position-mark?

He's looking for inconsistencies in the word of God!

Come on guys, what's the angle?

Two years ago, Benny Kleeger in Morgan's bond-department also started shorting sub-prime housing

Buy 50 million in swabs on the NBS

This is Wallstreet, if you offer us free money, we're going to take it

Then the CDO's were the kerosene soaked rags.

JP Morgan chase stop saying jp morgan chase

That is our opinion yeah. -Oh crack the tape!

There's no fucking way, there's no fucking way, that the big banks are that stupid!

And CDO B, has parts of CDO A and then they both get put inside CDO C.

I rarely ever say these words but i think Charlie is right!

Your boss is about to explode!

2020 Arenado Dog shit

Once they find out they're getting homeless.. They'll sign where you tell em to sign.

Hey, there's a bubble!

No, no, we agreed, if it interfered with work.

Your monthly's could go up two- to three hundred percent!

two years later... 480, then 585, maybe eighteen months ago.

Will we be upgrading to Magento 2.1.3 There is a zero percent chance...

Trust me, I'm not driving that 7-series without strippers

~fashion~ Human Rights

this guy says that the housing market is a giant bubble!

People will withdraw their money!

Can you just keep it shut for a few minutes? -OK, OK!

shorting the ones they were gonna buy -I got it, I got it!

you hate Wall-street, but maybe it's time to quit?

Actually in this particular case, James probably is wrong.

Best movie quote ever…

That’s Palpable

It's that .. for fifteen thousand years

You think we just warehouse it on the books?

And if banking was boring...

Sincerely, Michael J. Burry MD.

Things go south! -It's fucking plummeting man, it's fucking plummeting!

It wouldn't be legal!

Your landlord filled out his mortgage application using his dogs name?

If the underlying.... bond fails.

How do you know the bonds are worthless?

No one trusts you

But he changed your life more than Michael Jordan, the I-Pod and Youtube put together!

I'm standing in front of an AP And im offering it to you at Swatch prices

And so the CDO's..

Because word on the street is he took some pretty heavy losses

Tell me more about these CDO's

Yeah.... Yeah... sure!

Ten million, because this hand is to represent a single mortgage bond

What was it four years ago?

It will break his heart, but he'll let it go

I can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that i kinda respect him.

Here, they're saying that there's 10-to-1 returns,

Babiš je hromada hoven zabalená v hnoji

Just feel the feelings, like the rest of us!

And everybody wants swaps, swaps are not he most popular product on the street

Everybody does! At least down here

Hey, hey, HEY! I say when we sell!

But i CAN make ten thousand on a sub-prime adjustable

But for the first time.. in my life.. -Holy fuck!

You hear the words that are coming out of my mouth.

the what's the problem rabbi?

You know what i hate about fucking banking! It reduces people to numbers!

Is everything Ok? -Yes honey!

Honestly I don't know!

Es una oportunidad

My profile said that I'm a medical student with only one eye

under un-suspecting customers

Try not to get too righteous and listen a little!

There are now, we made it for him!

Through what instrument Michael?

Everybody wants swaps swaps are now the most popular product on the street

It sounds scary!

It makes me feel... Sad.

Is he right about the mortgage market? Let's find out. Let's find out!

I asked Bear-Stearns to price our shorts They tell me the CDO's still haven't moved

She meant honest, so let me be honest...

He says: to fuck off!

And if we're wrong then we gotta find someone to help us get out of this trade

You have a very nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?

Hey there’s a bubble

Quintupled since 2000 and the average take-home pay is flat, but ...

I took a rash of shit for two years but I was right

Alright... Let me put it this way....