Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And for the first time, the banker went from the country-club to the strip-club.

Are we all jocks at the same computer-screens? -Can we talk to one person please?

and the highest of value!

guaranteed by the US-government.

I was just wondering if the SCC is worried about them at all

That's on it's way to decimating the world economy

I think you mean

Let's Not Talk About My MaRGINS HOW FAT THEY ARE

To all investors, as you may know,

There are now, we made it for them (ISSO-GRC Issue Management Team)

Because we need to be able to expense the ammo to a client!

Cobo? She better

This is Brownfield Fund, I'm wanting to unload my credit default swaps.

The SCC was completely overhauled

When Robinhood forces people positions to close

So Ben, we shorted the BB's and the BBB's, and the risk is relatively low,

I love my job! -You're miserable!

i dont talk about that

Uhm, we need a deal we can afford, we need a deal they're not gonna refuse!

Robert Redford!

Kathy's office is looking for you!

so we can afford the premiums on the

Two million in Triple-B's -Benny is smarter than i thought!

Hello, Hey! Chris... I 'm on Ted's Desk.

Based on... prevailing sentiment of the market and banks, and popular culture...

the fourth year of the great depression

It's a fact, Greenspan's wrong. I don't know how if you want your thr....

I've seen some that are 65 percent AAA-rating.

You just bet against the American economy!

It’s the same thing!

I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re-lactate

Antonio goes all in

... in a sense? -If the bond is rich, it is.

We live in an era of fraud in America

I was a bartender Now I own a boat

Long exposure is...

People will withdraw their money, Kenny!

So, how many of these are eh.. adjustable rate mortgages?

Well... He's ... A liar.

-We gotta call Ben!

I’m jacked to the tits

Gentleman... i need you to leave!

I think I pulled a muscle in my back from yelling

Watch some Pay-per-view book us some flights out for the morning.

The contracts are voided!?!

But eighty percent of our swaps is Bear

I was a bartender, now i own a boat!

Neither one is working right now

That's never happened in history.

They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.

and... I do speak English

Me when ETH crashed after the merge

Fuck yeah we did! -Yeah!

<whispers> it wouldn't even if we wanted it to.

<whispers> did he awestruck you? -Mmhhhh.

You guys said you wanted a PG! Now you have a PG!

No-one is listening to your calls! -The NSA has a 52 billion dollar budget

The bonds are too stable!

I think we need to go to Vegas!

I may have been early, but I’m not wrong

It's like Chernobyl!

Any time I read an AGer’s IG post

If I can get this CDO-machine to run for another two years

secured a net-long position yourselves so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once

5, if you use the helicopter !

yes.. that's correct.

To get a seat at the fucking table

No-one is paying attention.

Nice Belt, Do they make it for men?

Yeah yeah, ehm, OK Vennett mentioned the CDO's, but actually,

Goldman had a systems failure i lost a ton of messages!

We wanna get an ISDA-agreement with J.P. Morgan,

After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them... right?

Profits are strong!

Hold on.. Shit.. let's take this, sorry!

It's a time-bomb and i want to short it.

I'm a banker, I'm a part of it!

in the late seventies

I'm an unders guy

What? -Vennett wants 1,5 million more in collateral by-close

Yeah Jamie, you try being for real with a three-year old

And i know what you're thinking!

Trying to fix the world!

He didn't just think the whole system would fail

Well, here's Dr. Thaler, father of behavioral economics, and Selena Gomez to explain!

It's possible, I just don't know how!

Either the banks are clueless and they don't know how to value these CDO's or...

Mark, are you there?

You're unbelievable! <indistinct shouting and cussing>

You work for the bank, i bet your margins are pretty nice and fat.

Do you even know which key-cords you're giving out?

and everybody is walking around like they're in a goddamn Enya-video.

I get it, I can feel you judging me.

Only way to make money dog!

If the investors withdraw, what's gonna happen here?

when someone asks about my groups of friends this is how i exclude myself

This couple bought it for 650 last year!

Well, alright i got a colon in a couple of mins

During the real-estate boom

He wasn't afraid to let anyone know, when and where the bull had gone number 2.

They met, walking dogs....

It all came crashing down!

I spoke with Mark Baum

You realize that? These people are crooks and they should be in prison!

They call me bubble boy

I got it, I got it...

Would Benny Kleeger be concerned?

In other words...

I don't get it... Why are they confessing?

Hour A has parts of Hour B

And this will go on and on, with more and more synthetic CDO's

Dr Burry, we could work out a pay-as-we-go structure that would payout if the bonds fail.

Use wood-ash and urine, help destroy the soil, creates mono-nitrate,

SBIRS are our Bread and Honey

You should call... You should call him!

It's possible that we are in A completely fraudulent system

I'm jacked to the tits!

Going to work for Shelby's? Good luck with that.

and lobby the congress to kill big reform

we have a good relationship

That's right. -If they go to eight.... It's Armageddon.

someone's wrong, they never..

Im In Commodities Good luck with that!

they never... Know how!

I'm gonna call my mom.

and then... the whores of the rating agency,

The manufacturing-index also put out the month of march

I'll be honest gentlemen

I'm gonna drop a deuce at Deutsche

Right? We don't want to spook anybody! Can we do that?

I left my phone in the office, I threw my pass out already,

And then there's CDO's made up of the opposite sides of the bet you made with the swaps

Hasn't spoken to me since he hired me.

this is a jets under dr burry if you offer us free money we are going to take it

im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line

I actually feel pretty sick

J.P. MORGAN-CHASE!!

Business Is good

This is like the dark ages all-over again!

My quantitative... My maths specialist! Look at him!

We select the securities that go into the CDO-portfolio and monitor the assets

and then, I'm rich as fuck and I got my house in Aspen!

not based on facts or... results

Here's the prospectuses of all the other losers who didn't make it past the lobby.

Mike, i consider myself a mentor to you.