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Quit the whole game in disgust!

You can read our agreement.

Ben had real experience in a big bank,

There were.. Very......

who leaves me hanging... Is he the fucked up one?

and we put em in a pile...

After Results discussion today

You tell me how much you're worth!

secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my swaps accurately for once

-You read them? I read.... Yeah!

You guys should start your own garden!

and everyone wants sput sput is the most popular product on the street

get to keep all of it, all of it!

My one concern is, is that.. eh.. when the bonds fail..

I don't talk about that.

In basketball it's called the Hot-Hand-Fallacy

Brownfield Funds? - Yes! yes!

What about the ratings-agencies? Moody's, S&P? Are they downgrading the CDO's or mortgage bonds

Fuck him! -You can't come in late and hijack the entire session!

He won a national maths competition.. In China!

That's right! These lucky sons of bitches caught wind

You guys are sick.. You're sick!

What else is new?

His name is Yang!

Aren't they filled with fucking thousands of pages of mortgages?

But, at lest we're gonna see some of them go to jail.

<whispers> this is all rock-solid by now

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Think it was strange when...

Absolutely! We can make it one-hundred million.

So now anybody who has a boss,

There's still warns!

secured a net-long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once

H-H-H How can the value of an insurance-contract

It’s not old chicken It’s a whole new thing

Mark, do you hear me?

Does our bull have a response?

Just don’t fucking giggle

What’s that smell??

So I've come to the solemn realization that I must close down the fund

Average people are going to be the ones, -that are going to have to pay for all of this.

I lost so much! -There is no perfect way to help

So, my odds are good

Banking Crisis 2024

Takže CDO je hromada hoven zabalená v hnoji

You were terrific!

Ninja Loan: no income, no job or assets

What do you think you'd find? -I don't know

eh, we pay ... eh... roughly...

What's the ABX at?

No, I'm really not doing anything right now!

Yep, Yeah we're going, Let's go!

throw all this unsold fish, which is the BBB-level of bond, in the garbage?

Shut your fucking mouth!

and when the majority of these adjustable rates kick in.... in '07

That we are in a completely fraudulent system.

Ben Ricker was a former trader in Singapore for Chase.

Being a crafty and morally honorous chef that i am...

The institute of sub-prime assets also reported a rise of prices

This is your basic mortgage bond.

You have a pool of 50 million in sub-prime loans

This is like the dark ages

I'm not feeling remotely confident that we're right

You worried you, and your swaps were getting played?

Yeah bitch better like me Send her ass to Cabo

I- I- It's now or never, Mark

You know you passed yourselves off as cynical people but you’ve still got faith in the system...

I took a rash of shit for two years. But...

Cause you're going to make so much fucking money!

This salad's .... Oh.. hmmm good!

I write: Therapist

That's great! I'd love to see Mark Baum run a Bed and Breakfast!

I'm floating my resume to some big banks!

Uh, gentlemen...

Even when i try to compliment... it somehow... it comes out wrong....

So we're interesting in shorting some of the AA-tranches of CDO's

Boris Said we can go out for 1 walk a day.....

So, do applicants ever get rejected?

Nobody said that!

Collateralized Debt Obligations

Bennie Daniel -You know how to make a muffin?

on Credit Default Swaps for mortgage backed securities

That's America's Burrito Market

And I'm getting madder and madder, and i ask him.

-But you're happy when you're unhappy!

How are you fucking us?

Do you realize that? -Alright, let's crunch some numbers,

im firecracked to the tits

Oh my god dude,we...

No-one on the pole has good credit, and they're all cash-rich.

Eh... i want to be certain,

You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring funds, this is bullshit!

He worked with Baum at a previous firm, and couldn't figure out why no-one listened to Baum.

That's my cab, that's my cab, That is my cab!

Hey There's a Bubble

You motherfucker!

I don't want to talk to dad! Okay, I love you too, save your money!

<whispers>Listen.. I don't think this will work .....

-How can these underlying bonds be... as bad as you say?

Realists versus the fools

Okay, we'll talk later.

And Danny Moses, the optimist of the bunch.

Hey.... How are ya?

It's Cynthia, I'll be in the office in twenty minutes.

Lay off date gets moved... Again

You have a good relationship with Merrill-Lynch?

NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION

You know what... I'm a mean guy and I'm pissed off!

There's a lot of smuck-looking people in here huh!?

No, fuck that! -Shit!

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We took a look and they're way worse then even he realizes -These things don't even make sense Ben.

are, are, are, of the highest quality

im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line

Actually, no one can see a bubble. That's what makes it a bubble

I wanted to discuss your marks, make sure they're fair!

In the end Lewis Rainier's mortgage backed security mutated into a monstrosity that collapsed the whole world economy

No, eh, eh, I am not four!

I offered him fucking money!

You're twenty minutes away!

Our investment-strategy was simple.

I'm gonna call my mom

Lets stop using my cuz’s by the way

Yeah, I'd say about ninety percent

Chance oil doesn’t go up on Monday

I always get option to pay adjustable, I'm a private contractor, i need the flexibility.

I told her we're not selling shit!

Forget it, I'm not giving out any life-hooks

Hola, soy Adrian Pachon.

Banks took the money the American people gave them

These are percentages of

Ok... Fine! How angry

Spain is teetering

Why did you do this with us?