Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey there's a bubble

Once the industry-leader by the way, filed for bankruptcy

Yeah, bitch better like me, sent her ass to Cabo!

Let's just assume Merrill and I have a...

We're trying to understand the residential mortgage business.

You're delusional! -We stand behind it Georgia!

Good luck with that!

Aren't you the bank?

Ok, so not only did two mortgage hedge-funds backed by Bear-Stearns go belly-up

Mark, are you sure?

You get the ice-cream, the hot-fudge, the banana and the nuts!

That's my Quant!

This new Cuban place just opened at the Lower East Side, so I suppose we could..

That was funny! -I guess you just don't realize how clueless the system really is!

The contracts are voided?

This is a massive story! Who wouldn't publish it?

This level of criminality is unprecedented even on fucking Wall-street!

They want another 1.9 trillion by market close

since the underlying loans are clearly deteriorating

I love my job, I love my job honey!

and ninety percent AAA-rating?

In the mean-time, you go to the main floor to buy some more swaps

Everybody does!

Mark refused to kiss the ring of the people with the checkbooks,

Gentlemen! -When do we get a chance to face-time with some of these lovely folks?

Right away, Dr. Burris.

I think we should buy more shares.

I just know that at the end of the day

This... was the Ali versus Foreman of the financial world

Well... it's supposed to.

...saw it by doing something the rest of the suckers never thought to do. I looked.

OK, let's try number two out of fourteen.

When you think you’re training hard enough Think again

Ben call us when you get home!

that's pretty phenomenal returns.

whenever you hear "AI" think "SHIT"

The market is in an itsybitsy little gully right now

we didn't defraud the American people and prey on their dreams of owning a home

When haven't we crunched the numbers? -Seriously guys!

So... where do we stand?

And America barely noticed that it's number one industry became boring old banking

We're simply asking you to...

If your investors panic

We were just excited!

Apparently this guy wanted two-hundred mill in credit default swaps.

Are filled with extremely risky sub-prime adjustable rates.

Might be time to put on your life jacket.

OK, You're saying that at 8 percent the bonds fail and we're already at 4 percent?

But, they're a little risky, sometimes they fail.

Like you're untainted -It changed me, it changed me!

So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us? Is that..

Exciting times! -What the hell is going on?!

Look at this, Look at this!

Would i buy a car from him?... No!

Without proving it

At least i went

What do you think we do here all day?

We lose everything.. -I'm gonna have to move back in with my mom!

banks suck it banks are going under

Then the synthetic CDO was the atomic bomb

It's possible that we are in a Completely fraudulent system

I was right! And...

I mean, who are all these clown? -Ah come on, I think it looks fun!

Mark's numbers guy.

I mean the fund will almost make a billion dollars

CORPORATE SECURITY... DOGSHIT!

Making money is not what i thought it would be.

Consumers reacted to our packages

I may have been early… But I’m not wrong

If the mortgage bonds were the match...

Strippers? -Yeah, Hmmmm.

The NCs are voided

So... what am i gonna do?

No investment-bank has ever failed, unless caught in criminal activities.

You'll hang it to him... just like my dad did to me.

Where you checked the tape and you didn't give the banks the AAA-percentage they wanted?

You're very lucky!

For the opposing view... Mister Baum

I'm trying to sell 200 million dollars worth of securities

Sounds like there's a lot of interest. -Alright.

If the mortgage-bonds that Michael Burry discovered were the match...

As motivated as one can be in this neighborhood.

I'M JACKED TO THE TITS

I know it sounds odd, but these are very complicated products!

That's 30 days late, that's 60 days late.

I don't talk about that

I’m a wind farm manager

-Congratulations On what?

Ben, why do you do that man? You're a retired trader, ok..

I mean, you're supposed to be the ones policing the big banks

Look, I'm a yield guy

They should've paid 10 percent to my Fox ticket system.

If we don't give them the ratings, they'll go to Moody's right down the block.

Everytime i fucking hit refresh it's dropping man -And hope it does goes down!

Ok, so here's how a synthetic CDO works!

Square A has parts of square B and then they get put inside square c

Why are you so shocked?

They want another 1.9 million by market close

Then what's the problem Rabbi?

OK, so this part isn't totally accurate.

Highest level AAA's getting paid first.

How could i lose right?

And turned it into an atomic bomb of fraud and stupidity

And know what he did.... He left!

secured a long position yourselves, so you're free to mark my stonks accurately for once

Jesus Christ, are you fucking kidding me?! -You kept saying defaults over eight percent were impossible!

No, no, no, i want to know what mortgages are in each one

Tech-Capitol of the world....

Please don't be Chipper in the face of me being miserable!

Why? You'd have to be so stupid!

I'm jacked to the tits!

Please... Give a generous welcome to...

We'll buy your swaps, but only if you say how you're fucking us.

You got your average persons mortgage

Well, except for Vinnie!