Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

core mortgage-shorts on the swaps
Every, E- E- Anyone can see there's a real-estate bubble
Well actually, we're about to invest in housing bonds.
What's our goal?
I'm gonna buy it.
They're all getting screwed you know!
I think we're far apart
I'm looking for a Harvey Humpsy
She says, this job is making me unhappy.
they're bragging
In our residential sector...
I haven't heard a peep about that!
No, no this isn't a joke -you gotta start unwinding...
You're saying they're all asleep at the wheel?
I'd call it, improbable
Nobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymore
I say when we sell!
I think we should buy more namibian uranium developers
Dr. Burry's office
Loan to Value.... maybe 5
Thanks Alperen! Still living with your mom?
Five, if you use the helicopter!
That's my opinion! -Aw, we bought these fucking things, and we have no clue how to sell them
No Income-verification.
I've always been.. more comfortable.. when alone.
There's definitely some interest.
I've been trying to call him, but he won't get back to me
Ofcourse we're gonna have to see how the markets react
Alright, the originals were simple.
Our financial institutions are strong
The assholes at the big banks, are gonna take..
I was right And everyone else was wrong
and then... and then... cause he wanted the one on the eighth floor.
Just answer the question Georgia, can you name one time in the past year?
But we're not in the Merrill-Lynch building!
You know what they care about? They care about the ballgame!
im standing in front of a gold mine and offering you a spot in line
This is..... crazy stuff!
I don't understand!
Doesn't it make you feel bored.... or stupid....
Get the fuck out of here!
Sorry... We're not alone.
Mark, that's not all...
How come nobody's talking about this?
And then... one day, almost thirty years later, in 2008
A sample platter of sampler platters.
Hey!
But... some of the fresh doesn't sell..
We are going to wait, until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed
I probably got cell-phone and WiFi-service
That was funny
What the fuck is that? Who's fucked up in that scenario?
So.. hold on.. So mortgage bonds are dogshit?
Or even better.....
Which one he prefers, cause he's very specific! -Just pick the first one
It's more twisted, than i could have imagined!
Some fund-manager from California, fucking crazy right?!
We can do BBB-level swaps at 500 basis points, maybe!
Give me my money back.
And it's Morgan-Stanley
And that, is an opportunity.
It's a lot of money! I get it, I can feel you judging me.
Look, Ben...
Yes, Morgan has suffered some losses, but our liquidity is strong,
I don't know, you tell me
You bought into a rigged game
You're running around like you have to right every wrong in the world.
When PandaPanda tells me I can invest the same amount I spend on shawarma.
Zero!
Chris, give em the key-cords!
This is crazy!
UIUC Students
Give me my fucking money back
It's been driving me crazy! -Fine!
And the housing market in San- Jose.
Like they did!
Metro Capitol backed you four years ago when you were a Doctor with a
Zero!
that you create
Look at the theta-graphics, you can see that the CDO's are worth zero!
Look at him, That's my AI Researcher
With something called a credit default swap.
Everyone was wrong!
A Fucking lunatic!
The best part is.... They're eating 3 day old halibut!
Hey Gentlemen, let's get some money in here. Let's make some money! What do you say?!
Climate scientists to The uk media Re the heat wave
He won a national math competition.. In China!
Yeah and eh.. other people -That sounds nice!
BOOM!
Didn't I say it? -Yes you did, you did!
Pay on time.
Vinnie, are you there?
Yeah, I, I, I thi, I think you mean.. That you've..
No!
Look, Michael...
15 million she wins!
Everydody wants $LOT $LOT is now the most popular product on the street.
Is there a housing bubble? And if there is... how exposed are the banks?
One billion four-hundred-seventy millions
The Stonks aren’t Going down
that your sub-prime losses will stop at five percent!
About twenty times!
Jesus!
10-to-1, 20-to-1.... No way!
I'm gonna make a fortune
Adjustables are bread and honey
Our friend Michael Burry found out,
Then maybe we'll talk about calling Ben - I don't wanna crunch the numbers,
And I'll give you 3-to-1 odds!
Could you please stop being such a buzz-kill dude!
Whatever! But, one day his Rabbi told his mom why.
I am going to try to find moral redemption at the roulette table
Come on
How many loans do you write each month?
That's right!
Make yourself a garden, learn to live off the land! - A fucking lunatic!
It’s just a little bit of a gulley
They knew the tax-payers would bail them out, they weren't stupid, they just didn't care!
But we started four years ago, with a hundred-ten thousand.
It was a fucking snooze!
Credit default swap, that will pay off...
a billion dollars
Do you want to talk about that?
I took a rash of shit for two years But I was right
I end up taking any appointment and my whole morning gets shot to hell!
That i know, for a fact, are filled with 95 percent sub-prime shit.
He has so many numbers, and i always forget,
Short everything that guy has touched
Surely, they're motivated right?
Contracts
Mark?
They're charging penny's on the dollar to bet against Double-A's
That's palpable
I've decided to restrict investor withdrawals
I'm sorry, do you smell that, what is that? - What?
What's in Vegas? -Vegas!
So...
His small team his... distrust of the system.
Hey, there’s a bubble
Right, remember that when you meet with guys from Bear!
Seventy!
So has he found any?
I don't think like a bank
An awkward social manner,
That’s a Nice shirt, do they make it for men?
Paul is a fine boy and Mark is an excellent student of the Torah and Talmud
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the
Yes, over ninety percent -It's incredible!
What... is that?
Or... you're, you're wrong.
SNK prognosticators
Cynthia's no joke, she could actually make him move to Vermont!
Is pretty confusing right?
I smell money...
fixed rate, thirty years, boring! Same, small payoff. Right!
I haven't talked to Hank, but yes he does.
Let’s stop using my cuz’s by the way
We should change our name!
of those variable rate-packages were gobbled up by the
That is fucking carzy!
And then meet me over at Standard & Poors, we're gonna talk to Georgia
This is a certainty.
Every one percent unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die
You're convinced the underlying mortgages in these bonds are solid loans?
I appreciate that!
Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.