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smells like sheep

It's a bloodbath up here

Mister Bruce Miller.... and Mark Baum

Trying to make me feel bad about myself! -We have talk about this numerous times

the collapse of the venerable New York Bank

Come on! Would you relax!

All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against. And it was me.

I'm on a winning streak

I never hung out with these idiots after work, Ever! I had fashion friends.

OK, I'm a chef on a Sunday-afternoon setting the menu of a big restaurant.

Watch, It will pay! I may have been early, but I'm not wrong!

Going to work for Shelby's?

What'd you hear tiny?

I’m a wind farm manager

I am happy when I'm unhappy!

Two-hundred percent?

Not be affected by the demise of the very thing it insures?

how much I'm worth.

sometimes you sound very dismissive and superior.

That's the idea ... yeah.

What is he looking at? -I heard he had a breakdown!

Because the banks are too busy getting paid obscene fees to sell these bonds.

They weren't being stupid... They just didn't care

You know, this is a once in a lifetime deal!

Up next, we have the legendary, former, chairman of the FED, Alan Greenspan!

I'm Gonna Call My Mom

Hi, it's Mark, I need to talk to Vinnie right now!

Mortgage-delinquencies went up and the CDO's got more valuable, unbelievable!

You could afford to make less, make less.

Have you ever refused to rate?

I don't like it!

What? Can you explain that to me please?

I don't care Porter...

Yeah... that's right!

Holy shit! -Ah yes, now you see it!

That's good for us! -Yes, and no.

Where's the trash?

There are no insurance-contracts or options for mortgage bonds.

That's the US Stock Market.

Ok, let's see what Credit Suisse's appetite is.

Uneventful! -OK, I've been here for six hours!

That's a good one.

This is not crazy....

I Have Fashion Friends

I mean.. ghe ghe ghe... nine ... nineteen thirty three

and the ability to tens of millions calls a second, you think they're not using it?

I don't get it. Why are they confessing?

They go public and all the care about is their bottom-line and their shit!

Money is not money! That's bad money!

Hi ya Frank, how are the wife and kids?

There is a zero percent chance

Sub-prime bonds fell off a cliff

But we have a fiduciary responsibility -No, no we don't!

People will withdraw their money, Kenny!

How are you floating your resume to big banks?

Thats my albanais

I knew how close you were to your brother.

What did you just say? Synthetic CDO's? That is fucking crazy!

I'm not fucking you Vinnie, I'm kissing you

His head must have caught up with his hole or do something... I don't know.

Green span just said: "Bubbles are regional, defaults are rare!"

I say when we sell!

Let's get on this quickly too, because if he is right...

When when i take shit

Want me to write a piece called: "We're all fucked!"

Yeah and that one is called CDO square!

Wow! it's down, It's down 3 points since last year, that's weird.

It's in a free-fall decline, so I wanted to talk to you about pulling their money

Nude, 'n all...

We know, it's completely backwards!

No, eighty million! -Ok, so eighty million!

Michael? -Yes, Yes!

No, we just repackage it, with a bunch of other shit that didn't sell

I'm a CDO-manager

Give me my fucking money back!

Wall-street loves to use confusing terms, to make you think only they can do what they do.

After he and Mark had their debate

I always get option to pay adjustable. I'm a private contractor.

No-one reads them, only the lawyers who put them together read them!

Which is a thing that goes around the ball

Which is me....

Deev Woonsen, Goldman Sachs

The Stonks aren’t going down

Just don’t fucking giggle

I was a bar tender Now I own a boat!

They have screwed us on student-loans, so we can never get out from under.

Tell the risk-assessors to fuck off!

Jared likes to say it though.. because he thinks it makes me seem more authentic

six mortgage-backed securities i want to show you

I mean, how come you don't hate this guy? He's everything you taught us not to trust!

Charlie, Come on!

MY29? You're either SDV or PHEV And if you're SDV you can F right off

I know you've suffered a terrible loss,

Do not talk to the press!

We didn't bring you out here to talk about work bro!

Now, we didn't find Jared Vennett's housing bubble pitch in a lobby of a bank that rejected us.

Is that the angle you're taking?

Oh god, i hate this! This is a total waste of time!

and 145 thousand dollars in student loans

No, that can't be right, there, there, are 500 billion in housing bonds sold last year alone

everybody wants swaps

I've got no angle, we're new to this, we're just so hyped!

Just like Mark, he didn't talk about it.

then what's the problem rabbi?

Trust me. Call Vennett,

eh, default-rates are on the rise right now!

And... i got second in that national math competition

You can do this!

become a nationwide economic disaster.

It's the second quarter of '07 is when our housing position shows returns

I have five houses

Yeah, yeah! It's time to call bullshit!

He just walks out of the lunch, doesn't say a word.

Is gonna continue to happen into the future!

...ace... goi..

I gotta see inside

which means.... Bet against.

He just happened to be Jamie's neighbor when they were in Colorado

AI THeres a bubble

Look at HIM that's my l2, my rollup

How much in total?

What I don't understand

Estamos recopilando información, no estamos publicitando nuestra posición corta

But... It is a shitstorm out here sweetie. You have no idea the kind of crap people are pulling.

And none of the experts, or leaders, or talking heads had a clue it was coming.

that were supposedly 65 percent AAA, were actually just, basically full of shit.

What you think we do here all day? They're giving these loans to anyone with a credit-score and a pulse

Want me to make you a market?