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It's the office.
Follow through!
I'm your roomie. I'm maisie.
getting ready to leave for college a whole day early.
Come on, today's about being out in the fresh air,
Uh, pass and move!
you know, I could get more phones.
[ Chuckles ] Wow.
save it. Don't add insult to fake injury.
But because you wouldn't let mom and dad cry over you,
And they're never gonna believe any of our excuses
We fired a cleaning lady.
and building them a little bird circus?
Just go get your whistle back.
Where is cam?
Oh, whoa.
I know "I'm sorry" barely covers it,
are you?
Great! That means you'll be available
Hey, all y'all. What's going down?
they're no longer either.
We're screwed.
You're breaking up. I didn't hear you.
Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts,
You know, with Alex leaving,
-What? Huh? -What? T-there you are.
I can't believe I'm saying this, once again,
Sure thing. After we tramp.
[ Doorbell rings ] If I'd listened to what other people said,
jumping out of the way in that room full of Murphy beds.
Seriously, David. Tell your mom I say hi.
if you dip it in a drink that has a roofie --
That was him! He did that.
which turned out to be true, so I'm off the hook.
I'm sorry, what? I thought you said --
Claire must have left the ice bucket by the jacuzzi, too.
It's a pellet gun.
Leaving your family?
Well, you said it yourself
What's with the fake glasses?
Well, yeah, I can't blame her. I'm a terrible coach.
No, no, don't shoot! Bang, bang, bang, bang!
We found these eggs out in front of the house.
Hey! So, I got this from here, so --
Fun busy.
Sorry.
Because it's a finished basement,
I'm calling my advisor and getting a new roommate.
It has to be real because if they catch us faking it,
You remember the donaldsons?