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Oh, I was thinking of
No! You did that on purpose!
Shot myself in the foot. Yeah, it was so scary.
I know you're at dad's house.
I'm the one who's sorry. You know what?
Hey, cam. Where are you?
Have we missed a single one of their kids' events?
Sí. Oh, and the blood. There was so much blood.
What are they -- sloughing each other clean like elephants?
You sure do.
Todd and Terry Taylor, the spouses selling houses --
Um, he -- he got banished by the ref.
and I know you'd never admit it, but you're scared.
and take it out on one another.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
remember how you and I used to talk about raising ducklings
Yeah, okay. Um, look.
That's like saying the best hat is a shoe.
Dad.
That's a lot of bracelets there, buddy.
This morning was tough.
[ Laughs ]
Huh? Oh. H-hang on.
and I was thinking maybe you could pick up both of ours?
I don't care what the sign out front said --
Proving once again, the best offense is a good defense.
you put your foot in your mouth,
zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba.
helping people with estates and wills.
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.
Well, I will text you guys when I get there.
Okay, they're coming,
Mm. I have to say, it makes sense.
Look at me.
Ow! I wasn't even looking!