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I have to go and register Joe for the winter camp.
So we should leave in about an hour.
Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
that no guest has ever called scratchy before.
I am a coach, damn it.
Who are you -- [ Stammers ]
It does feel different without her here.
but can you believe they were gonna bail?
Don't be a baby.
we would make up before you leave for good.
only this time, I'll be cam.
is that actually he shot himself in the foot.
And just so you know -- ooh!
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
it's crushed the soul of every real-estate agent in town.
Glad you got here in time to see that.
don't jump on my thing.
Okay, I'll put the gun away. [ Pop! ]
Who loves, uh, basements?
running the artful lodger.
Daddy's been a little bit busy himself dealing with linens
-next. -I'm good.
[ Laughs ]
That was pathetic.
we shine brightest when we work as a team.
Well, I better get going.
Sounds cool, but I don't know if I can.
You in?
The important thing is I did, in fact, shoot myself in the --
He's coming to work with the old man.
and we're going to relieve you of your command.
Well, now, that can't be true.
I can connect the dots.
yeah, mommy shot Jay. Aunt Claire said, "shoot him."
Oh, God. Okay. Intermission's over. I got to --
Thanks, dad.
Listen, I thought you guys
It's like non-disabled people who park in handicapped spaces.
Do you know how long I've been dreaming about this day?
Oh, I'm 15, but I've seen four r-rated movies already.
I should do one more sweep of the house.