Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Willy Wonka) All i ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. (Violet) I don't care! (Dad) Violet!? (Violet) I care! Oh my god

My name is julie. Let's get started! My name is paul. And we going to have wonka bars challenge.

What are you saying?

THE SUSPENSE IS TERRIBLE. I HOPE IT’LL LAST.

and you passed the test. you won.

I want an Ulta Credit Caed

(Sophie Borland) The General Medical Council is tryingto determine what levels of punishment they should face depending on their involvement in any particular case

LADY AND THE TRAMP DON'T DO THAT

an example for the whole world.

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

LADY AND THE TRAMP WHOA!

♪ The Candy Man can ♪

May I introduce myself?

- I don't know, sir. - Of course you don't know.

But It's Spring Break

(Fara Williams) Oh, My, God! Oh my god! Hello? This is Fara

Hey, you did it, Grandpa.

historia que tu hiciste

You'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that.

Mike, why is he in the television

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Impossible, my dear lady, that's absurd! Unthinkable! - Why?

I BET THOSE ZIP TIES MAKE THE SHOES TASTE TERRIBLE

Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there, that's for sure.

so let's pretend you opened two hundred.

(Charlie Daniels) Hello! My name is charlie. And my surname is Daniels, And say, Oh, My, God! Don't say. Oh my god! Goodbye! (Jodie Taylor) Yes. No more, Oh my god! Charlie!

♪ The mother and the father ♪

Ten thousand gallons an hour.

Raw Toonage / Marsupilami on Disney Plus... HERE IT COMES!

Even if you had a sackful of money you probably wouldn't find one.

I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves

Everything inside is eatable. I mean edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.

(Carli Lloyd) Oh my god! Hello?

That number is... Poo.

- I want to go in. Don't you dare stop me. - I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart.

Wow, what a wild trip that was.

(Jack Baldwin) Hello. My name is Jack Baldwin. And we are going to have fizzy lifting drinks in gas. Okay? Let's get started!

Save some room for later augustus

When I bust into that fat pussy

♪ The world is still your toy ♪

Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet! What are you talking about, Veruca?

- The pace is killing me. - My dear lady, transportation has already been arranged.

I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.

I am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

Oh, where is he, he will come, don't worry

going too high!

♪ Cheer up, Charlie, do ♪

Chris not going to Chiefs parade...

Down the rushing glen

He'll sell a million bars.

And I won't go to school 'til I have it.

Charlie and the chocolate Factory predicts the fate of Victoria

♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

WhonYaz is talking to today....

Here it comes. 5%

♪ Who's to blame ♪

You'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that

Is all there black and white clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumpes into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterillized so you get nothing! You lose! good day sir!

That's chocolate.

Everything inside is eatable I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.

♪ Take a look ♪

♪ You get blue Like everyone ♪

I can't wait to see how she responds to squeezing...

Huh. How do you like that?

I the undersighed, shall forfeit all right privviges and linenses herein and herein contained et cetera. Fax mentis!, Fax ment,! And you can road youself in this photostatic copy. (Whispers)

Okay, you take it

I bet those extra 2 years make the whiskey taste terrible

Wrong, sir, wrong!

♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips Oranges Cherries Limes Raspberries Plums Melons Bananas Strawberries Lemons Mangos Apricots Pears Grapefruits Apples Grapes Peaches

A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumdidilyumptious?

I want an Oompa Loompa now!

Pop won't let me have one yet, will you, Pop?

The Heilman House

I knew you would. I just knew you would.

Money art Mr. Waters? Money art Mr. Waters?

There's dangerous stuff inside.

- You got a garbage strike going on here, Wonka? - Who does your cleaning up?

No no that's not Slugworth. He works for me.

Wow what a boat

And after this contest is over, you'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one.

Mr. Beauregarde, a prominent local politician, a great civic leader, a philosopher...

That's exploding candy for your enemies. Great idea, isn't it?

Peter Pan! We do not say the fuck word!

Oh wait I have, but he’s a big oompa loompa

♪ Oompa, Loompa, doompadah dee ♪

come with me, and you'll be in a world or qa tagging and search creations.....

Good news. My name is Gene wilder. My name is jack albertson an

I'm veruca salt.

♪ 'Til that day You've gotta stay in strong, Charlie ♪

I didn't know we had to sign anything for this tour.

- This little piece of gum is a three course dinner. Bull.

Hey, Buster no pain no gain

This could be you on Texas A&m's 146th Bday

When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've no right buying tobacco.

That's not French.

♪ Want to change the world ♪

Klutts: I’m fed up with Sabbistons, it’s not enough!

What about me, Grandpa?

Ya know, I bet those trailers make the chocolate taste terrible

She's the first to survive the dessert... Look at her!

Quick, Charlie, burp, burp! If you don't get down you'll be chopped into ribbons!

LADY AND THE TRAMP WE HAVE TO SOME TIME

incendium gloria culpam, etcetera, etcetera...

Adieu! Auf Wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell.

I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead.

The fifth and last Golden Ticket has just been found,

If you are wise you listen to me

I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it.

You're fired you bastard That IS sewer water and It smells like ass

- We're there - Where?

When you first see trumpo the clown

I found a future and eternity Golden Ticket! I found a future and eternity Golden Ticket!

Goggles on please

♪ If you truly ♪

and good food and comfort for the rest of their lives.

Let's not wake him. He'll find out soon enough.

ROAST BEEF AND A BAKED POTATO! MMM.... LMFAO

Oh, I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.

Don't worry, i'm unharmed

It's unbelievable.

Run for it, Charlie! Run straight home,

- I mean, you said just now... - Shut up, Hofstedder, and tell me where the ticket is!

You mother fucker

"James spills this coffee. What a celebration!"

Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket,

Every hour on the hour,

The Boat Ride Scene from Willy Wonka does have a catchy tune like this. The River is flowing west Wonka, how can you not know.... WAIT A MINUTE, A SCORPION IS COMING OUT, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

the chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that's just the beginning.

Fed Up With Cabbage Water It’s Not Enough ‼️

A little boy's got to have something in this world to hope for. What's he got to hope for now?

But Next Week's Spring Break Shhhh... They don't know that.

Big Sammy man can 'cause he mixes it with love and make the world taste good

Except for this.

(Happy Birthday ramblings...)

This is kind of strange. Yes strange Charlie, and you can see a snail coming your way!

Wrong Sir, WRONG

Apex, sweetheart, save some room for later

While the world searches, we watch and wait,

You Me waiting for you to move in

so you get nothing!

I think I know what this is.

And squareways and frontways and any other ways that you can think of.

It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

Ohhhh, looks good enough to eat.

Mike! Are you there? No good shouting here. Watch the screen.

Mr. Wonka, what's that they're filling it up with?

- She'll pop! - It happens every time!

Branch! What's a deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck fuck!

Failures, Failures, Everywhere But Not a Drop to Drink

Think it over, will you?

Help help help! Oh oh... Oh my god aah! Quick call 999! This prank is under review by the Blocky's Funny Doings Investigation Agency.

What would a computer do with a bunch of motivosity bucks?

Now I suppose you all know how ordinary television works.

Wise men said “It couldn’t be done.”

historia que tu hiciste

- ♪ And makes the world taste good ♪ - Me! Me!

application denied

The Simsbury's tast like Simsbury's!

Hey the room is getting smaller! No it's not, he's getting bigger!

You promised I'd have it the very first day!

Shrewsberry? Who ever heard of a Shrewsberry?

-Would you like to see? -Yeah.

The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing And a scorpion will soon be showing aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

- And listen! Wonka's got a new one today. - What is it?

goose goose snake house save a goo go later

- for you. - i had to test you, charlie.

Sam Has a h golden ticket

I only have one!! And one is enough for anybody

I told you not to Silly Boy

♪ Anything you want to, do it ♪

French teacher. Really?" French teacher. Really?"

She just grew over a thousand pounds of blueberry pulp.

When the client asks questions that are already explicitly cited in the doc.

Wow, what a boat!

LADY AND THE TRAMP HAVE YOU

What do you mean you only opened two packs? I can't figure out just two.

You finished your history report?

Mentally, I’m here

Golden Tickets.

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Lockdown 2020 ○C○ Chocofac Ltd 2020

Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka. I use 'em myself. They're strictly for suckers.

Look, I'm a bird!

♪ If you want to view paradise ♪

When the old lady wants your dick more from chasing after strippers

Now, the name soon to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee.

- This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth. - What's it do?

The lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie.

- the grand and glorious jackpot. - the chocolate.

I DON’T SOGN ANYTHING WITHOUT MY LAWYER

Hi, Chris, how are ya sweetie

♪ In my eye ♪

Thank you for calling

When they leave here, they'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves.

Utah reports 4,5676 new COVID cases Monday, 27 additional deaths.

I Never Saw Anybody with An Orange Face Before

Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is,

Strike that! Change it! the event is to take place at Staten Island Tech HS on March 14th

Stop, don't, come back...

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

- I'm a shooting star! - I'm a rocket!

So you get nothing

When the author is overly ambitious...

Hey..,,,,joooooooooo!!!!!!!

I’m now tell the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate

♪ And if I don't get the things I am after ♪

It's just gotten smaller, that's all.

Run for it Elijah, Run Straight Home!

Little Monsters 1989

In your wildest dreams you could not imagine

No! Don't. Please.

- Pleasure. - Slugworth!

You're pulling our legs, Charlie!

Don't just stand there, get tickets now!

- He can't swim. - There's no better time to learn.

♪ Who can take a rainbow ♪

So all I want you to do is to get hold of just one Everlasting Gobstopper,

♪ There is no life I know ♪

I can't wait to go back home

Actual Footage Of The Super Bowl Half Time

Nobody goes in Nobody comes out

when i bust into that fat pussy