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Yes. No.
they're gonna have to find something that works with our complexion.
What? So, I know her nephew, a bit,
if I snog him for three minutes and 22 seconds.
Why, how much did you make? 50.
Sorry to disturb you, but we've discovered some old mail.
She passed these concerns on to the Bishop personally?
We've just discovered a black mark on the floor of the master en-suite.
Right.
And you're happy with this one? Very much so.
Aye.
No...
Hm.
My ma won't let me.
The Commitment.
I don't know, Gerry. Why not?
Slowly but surely. Slowly but surely, Gerry.
but our tight hole mas wouldn't pay for two parties,
Whoa... Why does everyone lose their shit over Riverdance?
Oh, awkward, awkward, awkward oh, God, it's so awkward!
What? Swallowed the thing whole, so he did.
Crime is crime is crime.
I didn't do a face.
Er, right...
Are those shorts, Eammon?
No point fighting it.
Oh, hold on one second.
# Proud Mary keep on burning.
..it's out of your control.
PS, we think your hair is absolutely cracker.
You tell your ma to eat it WITH THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT!
Well?
The country has just taken its first step into the future.
customer: whys it so expensive? me
DONG
Just find a middle ground, girls.
Bleurgh!
"This isn't a film, I'm not a mechanic."
I'm sorry...
No going back?
check.
Fair enough, Gerry.
But what if Eammon came and stayed with you for a bit?
SOMEONE COUGHS
Because if this could end decades of violence, death and fear,
Riverdance, wee horse... Yeah, OK, Orla.
MUSIC: Would You? by Touch & Go
We understand you will soon be travelling here with your ma and da,
That's Jane Austen. Really?
but you're a bit tight with the old heating, now.
Are they better than us?
KNOCKING
Jenny just sent me up here to collect glasses,