Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you enjoy the body of Christ?

Welcome, and enjoy.

a referendum is about to take place,

What's happening, Clare? Just one second!

I think so. Sure, they wouldn't fill a fucking hole in your tooth.

No, to any hope for peace,

It is to die for.

As far as sausage rolls go,

Then I finally get to the parish hall

Well, the day has finally arrived.

Simple terms my arse.

In fact, Cool Runnings is probably one of my favourite films.

Right. I haven't seen that one. Me either. Nor me, I'm afraid.

Hi, guys! So, I'm having a bit of a bash for my 18th on Saturday

There'd better be fellas at this thing,

Are the IRA famous for their swordsmanship?

That face, it isn't even in my repertoire.

It was crap. It was crap.

Erin, Orla, Clare, Michelle and James.

No, look, Erin's on the other line.

but that wasn't the case at all.

And the people who took those lives, they're just gonna walk free.

Hello, hello, hello?

Well, according to Shauna Sharkey,

Don't roll your eyes at me, Erin.

Well, Gerry, I didn't want to say anything,

and a word with myself.

Listen, it was an argument.

Oh, it's in your repertoire all right, Erin.

so you would have a Commitment play at your pishy party,

Thank you. Would you like a bowl of porridge, Eammon.7

Belfast is the capital. Aye, but that was an oversight, Gerry.

and, well, he was a pastry chef.

A ghost story they'll hardly believe.

We're not responsible for them.

I mean, what does an ex-paramilitary do? Gardening.

On behalf of the Government, indeed, on behalf of our country,

Is death an option?

For there was a fella that lived on my street,

For years, we have been divided.

They get rid of the British Army.

Jesus, take an ad out in the Derry Journal, why don't you?

Goal! It's one nil!

Interesting, Michelle, very interesting.

Erin. Who's this? Your new friend?

MUSIC: Brimful Of Asha by Cornershop (Norman Cook remix)

Your party's never gonna compete with my party. And there we go.

What will happen to the barracks?

It's the length of Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai. Great track.

Tell me you haven't just invited girls from school.