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She won't even say his name any more.
He wants me to leave Our Lady Immaculate?
HANGS UP
realising the entire year chose my party instead of hers.
There you go. Use it wisely.
Different uniforms as well, I hope.
Happy birthday. And also with you.
Everyone sit down. I'll have a look at it later, Joe.
We're being avant-garde. Is that like a type of monkey?
Well, do you know what? I'm gonna go,
Howdy, folks.
My 18th was three months ago,
and then he started shouting at me about a Jamaican bobsleigh team,
Just one message this morning, girls.
What do you want?
I'm sorry? I mean, I don't want to sound arrogant, but...
GATE BUZZES
I'm glad Jenny's party was so cracker.
What if no-one else has to die?
I couldn't do that face.
He had a son.
A'right, D Dog? OK, we need some balloons, streamers...
Thank you, son. Thank you.
Well, she can stick her party up her hole.
James, I can't hear you. I think there's a problem with the line.
And what did he say?
One boring bastard looks much like another, I suppose.
50? I wouldn't have got out of my bed for 50.
it is a dictatorship.
What's that now?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE ULSTER BUS TIMETABLE?!
and has now been vindicated as innocent!
Why are you all covered in muck.7 I climbed over a wall.
He's dead now. This was when he was alive.
Dear Chelsea,
Champagne?
CHEERING
You moved to Strabane, Clare.
# Working for the man Every night and day
Well, at least the parish hall's sorted, I suppose. Aye. Aye.
The people of Northern Ireland have spoken.
When things get too familiar,
# Rolling on the river.
Mammy wants a bar of dark chocolate.
What happens to the lads when they get out?
Look, this is always difficult, Sister, but can I be frank?
Well, everyone keeps banging on about what a big deal it is.
DINGING
How could you go along with it?
It's pretty standard, yeah. Jesus!
# Do-ah, do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, hey!
If I was your Niall I'd be begging them to let me finish me stretch.
# Working for the man Every night and day
You know, the cousin thing...
What if we vote yes, and it doesn't even work?
Being the president's daughter
They are surely, Gerry. Are they my shorts?