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I'm gonna give the walls a fresh coat of paint.
of a proactive member of society.
Well.
Ah.
Yeah, he hit a house.
As a result
I gotta clean out the empty unit.
I got the bill for your surgery.
So, now there's a meth dealer coming out of the fuckin' woodwork.
Of course.
Do I bless them?
Rather talk to you.
It's a "save your life" thing.
Okay.
shit, what is the word again?
It's like having four toddlers.
Not just kind of.
When I begged you not to take it...
The rent is 1,000 a month.
What?
Because if you didn't have to come to me,
You're all right.
You all right?
So, you'd rather live next to some stranger
"comes from France," which is a little galling,
that you're gonna turn into not-a-piece-of-shit.
you know, I don't think this guy could ever get sober.
because I want you all to remember this...
Now, I do like being named for a saint,
You're talking to the new Frank.
... I haven't had a drink in months now, and...
Then the Russians chased away all the hipsters.
- He's paraplegic. - I'll do it.
without having to admit...
Brought you that chocolate-flavored soy shit
- She'll be giving him sponge baths. - And you're okay with that.
So...
You were fuckin' right and we were fuckin' wrong, Fiona.
And I'm hoping it's baby shit.
Okay?
This meth head doesn't know where we live.
There's no way she just lost
That's 'cause all the fucking hipsters chased away the locals.
So, that drug dealer that chased me?