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- ... was a bad idea... - Mm-hmm.
That's 700 a month.
So why am I feeling guilty that I'm not over there
And...
for my prick of a father.
Tech guy named Bahir?
Indeed.
The point is to get your head out of your ass
I would say yes.
Um, I don't know. He blew a...
... "you were right."
Let him go!
Are you serious?
No, it's his second.
Nobody flushes 70,000 dollars' worth of maternal bequest
- Serious? - Yeah.
Wait, what?
You are, more specifically, one in two billion.
I do.
your mother died. It changes you.
Uh, fertilizer?
- Shit. What'd you tell him? - That you weren't here.
He carved out some dude's eyeball and fucking ate it.
You should go into sales.
No one in my family would take my call.
Sorry I had to call you.
Good morning to you too, Kev.
I guess I just never really saw that before.
What? What are we looking at?
What do you mean, "What?" You don't see that?
I am impressed by your work ethic and your dedication.
Jesus.
Yo!
All right, so he tells me to piss off.
Wha... what is that smell?
- The fuck is this? - This is a piece of shit
You know he can't edit his thoughts.
In fact, I'd...
Is it?
they are one of the most inbred populations in the United States.
since your old professor ran his car
End of the week.
I simply don't wish to discuss it further.
Not like that.
Hate to say I told you so.
Watch your head.
It's really not a good idea, Bahir.
so they're terrible people, right?
My money or my meth. You got 24 hours. You understand?
I do not.
I... I... I mean, I can't even hang with Lucas anymore 'cause...
- I think that's cannibals. - Well, whatever.
Pretty much no life outside of work.
- Kind of a nice ring to it, huh? - Yeah.
And I'm gonna give these walls a nice coat of fresh paint too.
You should look into that, buster.