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(SHOUTING) You guys were trying to kill us!
-(BEEP) -Oh, it's me.
(WHISPERING) As I walk up, there's these cars
Okay, uh, yes, a 257-pound cutoff.
You killed it, like... (CHUCKLES)
to minimize all oxygen usage.
-Oxygen? -The shortage.
-I-- I-- I just-- -We need oxygen!
No, seriously, 'cause he's-- he's in an incubator,
RAV: (THROUGH SPEAKER) Hello-- speaking-- Hello?
You have to think before you speak.
I think it's about
My hands always get clammy
Thus concludes the shoehorns section.
into you?
BILLIE: There is air. There is enough air
WOMAN 1: We just heard the news.
In God's office?
You keep saying that word, Karen.
Do you wanna--
to re-perceive the turd sleeve around this ship.
The running out of air, is it as bad as they say?
Ain't that right, you jar-eared Dumbo fuck?
(WHISPERING) You are banal as shit.
-Wh-- What are you saying? -I am trying to conserve oxygen
And then, don't speak.
Is that baby hurting you?
(WHISPERING) I can't-- I can't. I'm sorry.
News flash: it isn't.
Yeah, no, that could work. That could actually work.
That is now a legal requirement.
You know, I sometimes have this terrible case of Karen Mouth
the fuck down!
-(LOUD BEEP) -JUDD: Iris!
-RYAN: Oh, you-- monotonal fuck! -Fuck you, Doug!
-An oxygen leak? -ALL: Shh!
you are good to go!
-MAN 4: Oh, my-- -What, you-- you didn't
it will be like drowning with dirt in your mouth
Well, it's highly, highly confusing.
While he pupates.
and audibly state your business.
(LOUD BEEP)