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-What am I going to do? -You should sleep with him.
Oh, they gave me the heave-ho.
Not Sunday. Super Bowl Sunday.
Oh yeah… I like this…
bAD BEEF, MESS YOU UP!
Spring for
Hi my name is John
Hey, you like?
I've looked at that. It seems unlikely.
-Restaurants too? -Absolutely.
Now, watch the magic.
That’s not gonna be good for business
He-- He has a real confidence problem.
These spam posts aren't going to be good for anybody
We should call your parents. You need to go to the doctor.
Well-- Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they want?
Another bullseye
Hey, Seth. Man, it is coming down hard out there.
Spring forward My Rods and Cones are all Screwed Up!
Listen, I don't mean to bother you, but silly me...
Rogers can't sell chicken around here.
You’re the only white poet-warlord in the neighborhood.
...someone, honey mustard.
-...I'd just come by later and pick it up. -You didn't leave a hat here.
Vile weed!
man makes a pretty strong bird
Bad Ozone Mess you up
I’d be happy to Elaine. Here you go, but I will have to see this desk.
So how come you didn't call Jerry about all this?
Stay away from the options! They're bad!
Mr. Marbles?
-Those aren't my keys. -Well, they're not mine.
It's lemon, garlic, beet root, three blades of grass, fish oil, chicken liver, and one cup of mud.
bad gas! Mess you up
THE HORROR
Hello?
It’s the wood that makes it good
I mean, maybe the maid took it. I had people over but--
I'm the co-manager
-What? -That light.
Bad beer Mess you up
But I will have to see those steak tacos
Bad beans Mess you up!!!!
No.