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Oh!
Oh, well, I wish you would've informed me of this personal growth. Duly noted.
doesn't mean the next person's gonna do the same thing.
Personally, I am terrified at the amount of khakis he owns.
Whassup?
and I think that I did.
I just had the weirdest--
Uh, see you soon.
It's happened to me before.
Time for you to assume your place on Father's throne.
no wallet, just a burner phone with one number on it.
I looked through his records, and I couldn't find anything,
[chuckles]
I know a drag queen named Busty who performs at Hamburger Mary's.
I don't know. Knowing every single thing about him.
Well, like you said, I have a wedding to plan, so I'm gonna pass on tomorrow.
[both laugh]
It says here Carol was in vice.
-Yeah. Buckets of baggage. -[chuckles]
I-- I don't know about that. I mean, I-- I just…
[Lucifer laughs]
Oh, well, you're not a demon.
Goodness me.
Ah. Michael, right?
Okay, because pretty sure she doesn't think of me like that.
[Lucifer] This is the voice of God.
Lucifer Morningstar, ladies and gentlemen!
I'm just the best version of myself again.
Run around, pretending to be something they're not?
I mean, what are the chances we both like the same thing?
So, if the victim was one of your best clients,
-That's definitely not what I was saying. -So what you're saying is,
Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.
but when I got there, I found him dead.
[Busty] Well, did you find the killer?
From Kate?
For all I know, that's what got me into Hell in the first place.
Unfortunately for you, you're not the person he needs to help right now.
Okay.
Kate, you are a criminal, and Carol here catches criminals.
♪ Whoa-oh! Let's roll… ♪
Okay, okay. Um, look…
♪ I was born to win… ♪
♪ Tells Slenderella Just to leave her alone ♪
Oh, so you're saying that, um, that someone went there looking for Fred,
Well, I saw you two lovebirds, and I didn't wanna interrupt,
It seems that you are the main suspect at the moment.
Assertive yet polite. An attractive combo, wouldn't you say?
Ding, ding. You are correct.
Wait a second.
Oh, hey, Lucifer--
thanks.
Ah, finally! [laughs]
No, I do all my best work in the dark. Not in a creepy way, but, you know, in a…
I just wanted to talk to Fred,
♪ And that's why the lady is a tramp ♪
This was a huge mistake.
We shouldn't be here.
[chuckles] Well, that is fantastic news!
Um, no, Ella, we were just, uh, talk--
Uh, can you think of anything else?
Ooh. [chuckles]
[Lucifer] Well, it is a fairly good bottle of Scotch, but this seems like overkill.
But come on… [snaps fingers]
-Handcuff yourself to that table. -[scoffs]