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Pretty sweet, hey?
Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous...
- We understand. - No use complainin' about something you can't change.
NO! DUFF GARDENS.
( raspy voice ) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- ## [ Singing ] - ## [ Singing ]
Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens!
[Announcer Continues] And the Washing Machine!
oh god desiree coake even you wouldn't get into adventure world with those fattocotrolles! oh god even my twonkhonkers won't fit in!
Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining.
(HUMS NONCHALANTLY)
2 x 2 x 5 x 5 x 11 x 37 = 7426
you are about to court shiendalin of judy! the people are you! the cases are judy shiendalin! the rulings are just real! this is judge jewp!
i miss mouth ulcers i don't--- i do but i don't nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i do miss mouth ulcers i bite to make better do i miss them? well you should your doctor recommened you bite them since you're filling in for taj billie and zaine dagleish no!
it used to be hoda marr eating urinegemite vegemitaand making lucy colman would do a striptease to porn off but he quit so it would be brayden terris taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
who's filling in for tyler the creator? cardi b.
[Man In Movie] What's going on here?
who's filling in for thomas tomlinson? oscar wilde.
- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em.
- What did you say, Aunt Selma? - I said take off those damn glasses!
Ahh! I can see the music.
Hey! Take a picture. It'll last longer. Get outta here.
( stifled groan )
Yeah. The legend of the Dog faced woman
I'm not sure that is water.
bap bap bring me a higher morse code love S.O.S bap bap bap! it's that higher love that i'm thinking of. bap bap bap kygo bring me it! ok here it is:bailey straun. but he's one of ours! i can't just make love to a chorus team member! besides i'm already called for! ok please yourself then. bap bap bap.
what did taj dagleish used to say? well i know one thing my recommendation's broken i can't fix it but i know i'm really not sure about cherylee macmahon's circumstances/
cheryl why don'tt you put sponkafilla and spoontrayls and my aoful auntie chris and ettington elladayles on the bitchumen and the pavement and rub rub rub. careful of the bohoouper togiiump abrasion that you don't accidently hump taj billie and zaine because that's my job! then what would we call her? sorestolemyjobryl!
[Body Thuds On Floor]
Oh, how can I stay mad at you?
are you gonna eat it? yes
Wait a minute. That was Prince of Tides.
Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
Won't be any fun without ya, VAnessa
Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
[Chiming, Ticking]
- Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ]
- It's store policy. - No, it isn't. Ow!
And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.
####[Dolls Singing]
oh holy god george i've accidently told you my details! boing faye well get the file and go then! then get into dance for ya sons they'll be happy at least you'll get to see them!
That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva.
[ Straining, Grunts ]
Homer, I found this behind the radiator.
me mom's got gioutia borhapppbowpagogfno and she's a duck pond box england snow wolf goose and she goes honk honk honk a goose and she's very 0 years old on the electric chair! and she's also got longdistanceophobia because she'll bloombox up her yuckles in windex washing powder she's very snowy and disteriey!
You've been eating that thing for a week.
- We wanna go to Duff Gardens! - [Lisa] Time to go to Duff Gardens!
ALL: Wow!