Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[imitates machine gun fire]

I found a great script. It's about motorcycle racers.

How much do we owe?

It's not up to Bob. It's up to you.

Robert Evans and the family

He said he wanted to speak to me.

is just astounding.

Talk about your future.

♪ [The Five Satins' "In The Still of the Night"]

It's great characters, man.

I program computers for the Rand Corporation.

"Oh, Guten Tag, mein little Liebchen!"

Can you fucking believe that?

That's it. That's the pitch.

I knew only one thing about the making of The Godfather,

Sinatra and Puzo are gonna hit the trades.

I just came down to tell you.

"Bilko," swastikas. Swastikas, "Bilko."

and I've never really felt that before.

Because I could, I guess.

you do it for a million five all-in,

So you're the genius that Evans wants

Good to see you. Good to see you.

I've told you 13 times.

He wanted to tell you a little bit about

Then why are you here?

arguing like a family,

While the wedding is going on in the garden,

Nobody understands what that means,

[soft dramatic music]

Al Ruddy for Charlie Bluhdorn.

- Hey, hey, hey. - MICHAEL: So I had five minutes,

My God, what a turd.

and the problems, they just magically disappear?

♪ Well, before the light

Don't fuck it up.

Ah, there's my favorite Austrian.

Let's get set up for the next shot.

"The only tragedy of my life is that I bought Paramount."

that ivory tower of yours is going to come crashing down.

- Come on. - Come on.

Bob Evans. I'm Al Ruddy.

PERSON: Bellissimo!

Or Michael seeing his wife's car bombed in Sicily

and this could become a cultural phenomenon,

You got 300 people all watching the same thing,

that Al was in. Very dangerous.

through loyalty.

PERSON: This way, Miss Margret.

I mean, you've read it.

which is why we took a cheap, early option

when you're kissing someone's ass.

ERIKA: Hold on, hold on.

That is what has captured the hearts

When the time is right.

They say to me, you can make "Love Story,"

except at the movies.

- ROBERT: The Godfather. - Sure. Who hasn't?

Hon, he's a Jew.

- And chicks? - Yeah, and chicks.

every Tom, Dick, and Ruddy would do it.

RUSSEL: The story of Al Ruddy trying to get this movie made,

I think Puzo's been around a kitchen once or twice.

And then you take Bonanno's seat at the table?

And what's with the "Love Story"?

You better read fast on the plane.

Gentleman, Mr. Paley will see you now.

That's what he thinks I'm doing here right now.

You boys just keep on talking.

So write what you know.

Biblical. Epic.

who wants nothing to do with the family business.

no one wants to make this movie for $4 million.

We call it "Modern Warfare."

was a sugarless turd.

Five Gs to two bookies.[sighs]

Bonanno, he's gotta go.

was a matter of life and death, literally.

The way these shows tell their stories,

Oh, yeah, there's a woman, and not just any woman.

Unless I'm missing something.

Five years of "Hogan's,"

Yeah, uh, uh, you know,

His grandkid's sick,

RUSSEL: We approach the movie with reverence,