Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You borderline have to be kind of insane to do the stuff

None of the prisoners do because he's leading

Evans is in this for himself, not for Gulf and Western.

Have you pitched this anywhere else?

and everyone thinks it's him.

Good to see you.

FRANCOISE: You're surprised?

I still don't know about the seat though.

because if that film is anything like the play,

- I loved it. - ARTHUR: Thank you so much.

how about you and I go get drunk later?

- I'll see you soon? - You count on it.

and I only had to fill in 9 hours and 55 minutes more,

I--I left you a message not to come.

SECRETARY: Jack Warner on line one for Mr. Bluhdorn.

Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood

It takes me six years to write.

What does that have to do with anything?

Hacks sell books.

♪ And I'll pray

It's contracts or something, right?

So what do you know about producing film?

with Frank Sinatra in Chasen's.

The Corleones are my family.

- it'll be Stevie Phillips. - Who's he?

Are you telling me that Bob Evans

AL: Holy shit. That's Elizabeth Taylor.

BOB: And, Ruddy...

We'll think about it.

Mario, just because they optioned it early,

[quietly] Take it.

SINGER: ♪ I'm not content to be with you in the day time ♪

capo to the Profaci Family.

- Mm-hmm. - Hmm?

That's beautiful.

BARRY: Well, that's because I've been in New York

I mean, that's magic, baby.

- Johnny Potatoes! - Whoo!

Then we're gonna do steak frites at Brasserie Lipp.

The latter most likely the cause of the former.

greatest love story of all time.

The guard gate?

There's gotta be another way.

What just happened?

You read it and you say, "That's my family."

My kishkehs are screaming.

I've been offered a seat at the commission table.

Congratulations.

Well, I guess it looks like you got yourself a director.

It's an unwritten law in Hollywood

I'm sorry. Every party needs a pooper.

And I thought, "Oh, shit! That's exactly what we're doing."

we can sell the army comedy, hmm?

Françoise Glazer, this is my neighbor, Al Ruddy.

That is the secret entrance where Adolph Zukor,

We need someone who understands Italians.

Trust yourself and write that scene.

I'll make the movie, Bob, but only if she dies.

Okay, so maybe we don't kill.

It's about an American family.

uh, Sergeant Schultz.

Julie, baby, welcome back.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - No, no, no.

Sinatra's crying to everyone but the Pope

AL: It's not terribly interesting.

Basically there are three families in the movie.

Well, you could have called. Paramount's suing me.

so he turns a blind eye.

Evans is messing with you, Al.

they can put a hundred episodes in the can.

Peter, you're gonna send a copy of Clint's album

Yes, I'll tell him. Thank you.

This is Al Ruddy calling from Paramount

Get me Mickey Cohen in Los Angeles.

To us, it was important to follow each of their arcs

and minds of the whole world.