Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it's--it's about the experience of it.

Worked for Rand Corporation before "Hogan's."

Mr. Ruddy. Nice to see you again.

What else was I gonna say?

You know what we're gonna do?

It's says, "Hopefully, we can make this thing go away."

You tell me who you are and why I should work with you.

"Cowboy Favorites" to Bluhdorn. That's gonna change his tune.

I'll take you anywhere you want.

What'd I miss? What'd I miss?

- at CBS last week. - Mm.

and that book has been at number one for the past year.

Now, look, the movie's in here, but you gotta carve it away.

Look, we need an Italian to do this.

So the studio got me a whole house to write in?

♪ [Brenda Devlin's "I Love You More Than Anything"]

Get the fuck out of here before I smack you myself.

ERIKA: Mario, he asked you a question.

After a year in L.A.,

instead of war.

All right. Great, all right.

SINGER: ♪ You said no strings

a hell of an instinct for all these shows.

Uh, are we moving in?

Yeah, the death is what makes it work.

How do I tell that story any differently?

to produce the film that we should not be making?

God damn you all to hell!

you're knocking it out of the park.

You must swear a blood oath to this.

BARRY: Ann-Margret and two flutes of champagne

Guy's more connected than God,

And then book me a flight.

Not only was he a producer

Hank can't fucking direct his way out of a paper bag.

♪ [Cream's "White Room"]

- Hey, Jim. - Jim, good to see you.

JACK: Charlie, you own "The Godfather."

A million dollar return

He wrote the script for "Patton"

They yell at each other.

AL: I'll get it.

Eh, there's already "McHale's Navy,"

not including prints and ads, I can do that.

I could send you some scripts.

terrifying man of the hour.

All right, it's not written yet.

No ice cream. No ice cream.

Well, then we'd better get started.

- Nobody. - Nobody.

Okay, so maybe we go with

Come on, Cheese.

Hacks don't borrow money from guys

There's a French prisoner. Guy's a gourmet chef,

and yeah, he's always that tan.

- Producer of my next film, huh? - AL: That's right.

I'm just scared to lose this, producing,

Paramount's low budget specialist.

In recognition for his loyalty to the commission,

I give you the reins,

It's the only way we're gonna make change.

I mean, you wanna talk shop sometime?

I don't know why I did this to myself.

what you've hit with, a military comedy.

You read it and you say, "That's my family."

BARRY: I hate to interrupt your little soiree,

Mr. Ruddy, I don't think this is--

No, the excitement, the thrill.

I mean, how do you glorify men who cut the head off a horse

but not at the price of my loyalty to what we do here,

They can eat a lot of food though.

- Who the hell are you? - Al Ruddy with Paramount.

You have the authority to do that?

What, you thought you were fired?