Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, our colonel, he knows exactly how to escape,
And so should you, that's all I'm saying.
I'm a--I'm a failure... No, you're not.
So just be a telegram.
BETTYE: Oh, you see that door?
When all he actually wanted
Thank you.
The camp commandant, he is a guy named Klink.
It's about a gangster's family.
it's like a formula, and in a good way.
Talent is scared of doing a gangster movie
And I love it! [chuckles]
♪ I'll wait in the queue
wanted to make her version of "Salome."
Coppola and the family of the filmmakers.
"Rand guy."It's not just you, Ruddy.
I thought the world would identify with it.
[chuckles] So that's it.
So I need you to produce it.
He's a colonel, and he's fighting in the war.
I don't pick up first.
What do you call this thing?
- PERSON: Come on, let him in. - Excuse me, excuse me.
I mean, Bernie, I don't even know what a pitch is.
Secondly, casting Ali MacGraw.
- God bless you, sir. - No, I'll see you in a bit.
You see where I'm going with this.
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PERSON: So this is the guy?
♪ I'll hope
He speaks like a telegram.
That's what were gonna do.
[chuckles]
she was a tough broad,
I'll let you get acquainted.
Who can argue with that?
♪ Girl, I want to be with you all of the time ♪
Goodbye, Miss Taylor.
Okay, just-- just wait right there.
- A formula? - Think about it.
I'm in the wrong fucking business.
on the first 60 pages, $15,000,
She owns the ground you're sitting on, my friend.
Everybody does. He invented this business.
We're here tonight to acknowledge
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I feel it. I feel it.
I said, "Who knows it better than you?"
It's a great Charles Eastman script.
We need hits.
Look, you know what a producer does, Mr. Ruddy?
For Christ's sake, he's making his own racing movie,
I was raised by a single mother.
"Hogan's Heroes" under your belt.
It's his studio.
Ballsy of you to walk away from "Hogan's Heroes."
Sit down, Joe. Have a drink.
Not the same story if they'd lived.
but he likes the guys, they're nice to him,
"The Post," "A searing portrayal
SECRETARY: Hold please.
CANDIDA: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
"Le Mans."
He's shooting "Butch Cassidy" outside San Pedro, Mexico.
SINGER: ♪ I love you more than anything ♪
No donuts.
PERSON: Quiet on set!
You know, I thought you looked familiar.
I got the message,
What happened to Mr. Three Days?
You blew it up!
are we paying anyone $300,000 to star in anything." Unquote.
All right. What are you in the mood for?
they love, they cry,
Imagine Bilko as a pilot, right?
That's how you make hit pictures.
It's just a different game.
- Tell him I'm on the way. - Done.
No gagootz is gonna push us around anymore.
at Les Deux Magots.
but he never does.
this is a story about family.
You need a star, kid.
Mario, what's going on, man?
AL: What producers have you worked for?
Let's sell the Rand comedy, and after that,
because he really did feel with every fiber of his being
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And my title.
that's what people want to see.
[laughs]
You like steak frites.
FRANK: Yeah, I know who you are.
it's where he used to sneak his little starlets