Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Daniela, I was tougher on you than all the rest...
Do, do, do, do, do
It's no use. It's not gonna happen tonight.
- You run a bingo parlor? - Yes.
I live with my parents. Big house, no yard.
So I divorced him until such a time as Daddy can get some strange.
Bruce Willis wants them. That girl who played Tank Girl wants them.
You guys should get involved. It makes you feel good about yourself.
The scratch marks on my back will forever be a tribute to my love for you.
Funny story. You like funny stories. This is your type of humor.
Would you like to check any specific name?
(Arguing with Bobby BearHug again) Dang it! They fighting. Go help them, Hans. Yeah, we're gonna help you. CatNap and his friends, help there pee blood.
I'm divorcing you.
- How did you get them? - How does anybody anything?
I wanna call my mother and tell her I just met the girl I wanna nail in the bathroom.
I took sacred vows on our wedding day, and I don't take vows lightly.
Let's roll, hos.
No, no, no, wait. Yeah, I do. I do. Sorry.
Let's bring on the charm.
- I'm not waiting 10 seconds. - I'm gonna put my hand in the cheese.
I'm just gonna go.
I'll take care of you, Mom. I'm a wagon wheel.
Have you slept with her yet?
- But you were my last. - All of these?
She's convinced that if I have sex...
Be ready for that dawn.
...without breaking your vows.