Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How did you get them? - How does anybody anything?
I wanna call my mother and tell her I just met the girl I wanna nail in the bathroom.
So I divorced him until such a time as Daddy can get some strange.
Daniela, I was tougher on you than all the rest...
Let's roll, hos.
I live with my parents. Big house, no yard.
She's convinced that if I have sex...
Do, do, do, do, do
(Arguing with Bobby BearHug again) Dang it! They fighting. Go help them, Hans. Yeah, we're gonna help you. CatNap and his friends, help there pee blood.
It's no use. It's not gonna happen tonight.
I took sacred vows on our wedding day, and I don't take vows lightly.
I'm just gonna go.
...without breaking your vows.
Bruce Willis wants them. That girl who played Tank Girl wants them.
- But you were my last. - All of these?
Let's bring on the charm.
- You run a bingo parlor? - Yes.
No, no, no, wait. Yeah, I do. I do. Sorry.
Be ready for that dawn.
Have you slept with her yet?
Funny story. You like funny stories. This is your type of humor.
I'll take care of you, Mom. I'm a wagon wheel.
You guys should get involved. It makes you feel good about yourself.
Would you like to check any specific name?
- I'm not waiting 10 seconds. - I'm gonna put my hand in the cheese.
The scratch marks on my back will forever be a tribute to my love for you.
I'm divorcing you.