Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're your friends, Steve, and you have a serious problem.
Can I borrow some money? I'm all out of Cougar Boost.
You better lay off that Cougar Boost.
You're about to F***ing The Big Bang Theory intro in two seconds!
Is something wrong?
This whole divorce thing was a bad idea.
I got other people I can sell to.
- We love laser tag, don't we, husband? - I'm her husband.
소용없어요 그저 함께 있어 즐거울 뿐 그래요??
I'm going to have intercourse with you. I'm divorced. It's fine.
That was all three Smiths.
It's not that many.
Stan, that was just sex. Sex without love is meaningless.
- Ready, husband? - Ready, wife.
What am I doing in here?
- We weren't expecting to get married. - We were gonna play laser tag.
Oh, no. Those are all mine.
Do something!
...where Samuel Jackson isn't black.
- How did you know I was wearing a vest? - I didn't.
Lori Petty is the man who played Tank Girl.
We were walking on the beach...
I scored two tenderonis. I don't know their names.
It's not magic. Something's gotta be pushing things.
Anyway, you were right.
Hey, Steve, it's Thursday night.
Take the one on the end, she's related to Judith Light. Won't shut up.
So my buddy Maloosh is producing some porn.
No, I fell, but it's totally cool.
Spread your legs and fly.