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Can I borrow a quarter?
Hi, I'm... Intercourse!
It's not too late. Go to him and tell him you made a mistake.
Nestemtoses?
...but I see you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach...
Haven't seen this guy in a while.
Hey, this is my boy, Baruz. He imports rugs.
You, Francine. I love you.
Excuse me, miss.
I sold you fake tickets and still all you wanna do is help me.
Yeah, we're gonna help you.
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
beyonc'e killed you? well? will have to see.
Couldn't rise to the occasion, not even a little.
Do you whistle in your sleep. Beyoncé or is grounded!
I gotta write this down. "Evolution is like IKEA for animals."
Oh, honey, don't you worry. Single life is great.
I drove my husband into the well-toned arms...
I only invited him because our folks had to escape Tehran together.
You shut the fu Bleeping
What are you talking about? Get out.
Hey, now, friend, hold on. What is that?
All those guys you slept with before me meant nothing.