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Foreplay, then intercourse!
Because the thought of you being with someone else was driving me crazy.
Hi, I'm... Intercourse!
...who have never seen a white man.
So do you have a TV?
- Joanna, could you give us a...? - Sure, I'll be in the car.
"May lead to extreme extremeness."
Crowd's a little older, but, boy, do they love wang.
I am a god!
God, I guess I'm a little rusty. Need to ease into it a bit.
i farted poo poo uuuuuuuuuuuur
Things gotta be pushing other things.
I sell ex, but I don't use it.
- There will be a next one, won't there? - You bet.
I'm a Christian.
- Then go do it. - Go do what?
Fought for this country.
That's a good-looking Glock. Your wife give you that Glock?
I'm your wife.
- Oh, God. - You look tense.
Hi, honey.
INTERCOURSE
An insurance salesman in Ohio wants to fly me to Disneyland.
Can't a guy sit in the closet and get drunk with Francine's shoes...
Did someone order a sexy Persian wingman?
Oh, is that what this is about, my past?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, a wedding.
nestemtoses
- You were supposed to have sex with her. - I'm easing into it.