Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

You know, for your memory, because you forgot how to get a boner.

But in my heart I knew it. I knew you wouldn't have sex with her.

If you give me your address, I'll send it back to you.

- Checked the wrong box. Not giving it up. - Oh, yeah?

Lots of guys are afraid of commitment.

Let's see. We have Smiths in room 313, 520 and 1611.

Hey, this is my friend Manny. He's the...

- But, Stan... - Look, I'm sorry, Francine.

King triton, stop destroying Ariel’s fucking things? That’s it your grounded for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, go to fucking room right now

I'm gonna stop him before he consummates the marriage.

I'm staying in here with you, belly.

- Couch upholsterer? - Bingo.

Let's go. I gotta keep moving...

Great girls. I can make the ugly one cry like that.

- I'll march over and get married right now. - You think I won't?

Yeah, guys take you out, treat you special...

This was a stupid idea. Let's get out of here.

Hotter than the burning flesh of Shel Silverstein in hell.

Whatever our issues are, we'll work through them together.

- I'll shoot back. - I'm gonna.

And Steve's where?

FOREPLAY, THEN INTERCOURSE

I don't need to know what goes on in your bedroom.

Gotta dust off the old single-Stan threads.