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I'm sorry for pushing you into this situation.
We left everything behind: Our house, our cars, my little brother.
- Francine, wait. - What?
- Then don't have some. - No, no, no.
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I drive an M3 with tricked-out ground effects.
I know this wasn't your plan.
What the fudge, Stan? You have been avoiding me for a week.
Okay. God bless you, miss.
INTERCOURSE
Gotta go. We have to check into our suite at the Radisson.
YARN Memes got hit his bladder because he's having a pee blood like Noah
What the fuck is going on?
Joanna got half of everything in the divorce.
I'm sorry, Francine, there's no conceivable way we can get around this.
And guess what? I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus.
Look, I made a terrible mistake.
She loves the finer things, this one.
...so I decided to book us a romantic getaway.
I was gazing at her naked body, but all I could think of was you.
- Excuse me? - Intercourse.
- Can I talk to you for a second? - No.
Hey, look at that smile.
Thanks for picking up the tab.
They're gonna be okay. They're gonna be okay.
Tickets to Battlestar Galactica On Ice? These have been sold out for months.
- Where is she? - I left her. We were in bed.
I'm not gonna end up a worn-out ho...
So your mother and I are remarried and I think we're stronger for it, aren't we?
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