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YARN Memes got hit his bladder because he's having a pee blood like Noah

We left everything behind: Our house, our cars, my little brother.

- Francine, wait. - What?

Okay. God bless you, miss.

...so I decided to book us a romantic getaway.

Look, I made a terrible mistake.

She loves the finer things, this one.

They're gonna be okay. They're gonna be okay.

I'm sorry, Francine, there's no conceivable way we can get around this.

What the fuck is going on?

Hey, look at that smile.

I was gazing at her naked body, but all I could think of was you.

I know this wasn't your plan.

Gotta go. We have to check into our suite at the Radisson.

- Can I talk to you for a second? - No.

So your mother and I are remarried and I think we're stronger for it, aren't we?

- Where is she? - I left her. We were in bed.

- Excuse me? - Intercourse.

I'm sorry for pushing you into this situation.

I'm not gonna end up a worn-out ho...

I drive an M3 with tricked-out ground effects.

And guess what? I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus.

Tickets to Battlestar Galactica On Ice? These have been sold out for months.

Thanks for picking up the tab.

Joanna got half of everything in the divorce.

What the fudge, Stan? You have been avoiding me for a week.

- Then don't have some. - No, no, no.