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I'm sorry, Francine. I took sacred wedding vows today...
The thing is, I've been with so many men that he couldn't perform in bed.
Oh, Roger, Stan was supposed to have sex with her, not fall in love.
Hayley, your mother insisted.
- Are you the hooker? - Sorry, wrong Smith.
Just a little bit farther for your anniversary surprise.
- Three. - Three.
So where's all our stuff?
- Like the sex I just had with Joanna. - You had sex with her?
- I'm not scared. - I'll marry the crap out of you.
Cougar Boost energy drink. I gotta cram for finals.
Hi.
I've never slept with anyone except you.
I got remarried. Francine, could you take a picture of us?
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And though that moment only lasted seconds...
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Hands off my man!
Let's kill his parents next. Let's kill them all.
- I don't even care. - You are one cool customer.
Do you, Patrick, promise to...
Stan, you're here.
Ahoy, fair masticators. Behold your fondue.
...and I don't take vows lightly.
I feel... I feel...
What the F*** is going on!
Rumor has it, within its unexplored depths lives an Indian tribe...
Don't be ridiculous. I can't cheat on you.
These look like they're handwritten.
No.
But you, you have a sex garden...
All right, that's it.
Too much. It's ruined. Get out. You disgust me.
Salt. Remember, love is patient, kind.
My phone was off. What's going on?
Okay, we want them. We want them.