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I got remarried. Francine, could you take a picture of us?
And though that moment only lasted seconds...
Salt. Remember, love is patient, kind.
Stan, you're here.
- I'm not scared. - I'll marry the crap out of you.
No.
...and I don't take vows lightly.
My phone was off. What's going on?
I've never slept with anyone except you.
Oh, Roger, Stan was supposed to have sex with her, not fall in love.
I feel... I feel...
So where's all our stuff?
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The thing is, I've been with so many men that he couldn't perform in bed.
These look like they're handwritten.
- I don't even care. - You are one cool customer.
Just a little bit farther for your anniversary surprise.
Okay, we want them. We want them.
Don't be ridiculous. I can't cheat on you.
What the F*** is going on!
But you, you have a sex garden...
Too much. It's ruined. Get out. You disgust me.
- Three. - Three.
Hands off my man!
Do you, Patrick, promise to...
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- Like the sex I just had with Joanna. - You had sex with her?
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All right, that's it.
Let's kill his parents next. Let's kill them all.
- Are you the hooker? - Sorry, wrong Smith.
Hayley, your mother insisted.
I'm sorry, Francine. I took sacred wedding vows today...