Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill.

...for it is far too hot for human consumption.

Thank God. That guy sucked so much.

You are some of the best hos I've ever had.

Stan, where have you been? I went to the park, I left you messages.

That's it. Tickets are off the table.

I planted it to commemorate the first time we ever made love.

And now look. You have become one of the skankiest hos...

- I'm recently divorced. You? - No. I'm married to my work.

Joanna and I traded rooms with some bald guy.

Now I know what you meant about it being just sex.

I’m Still Pissed off

...I have ever had the privilege to throw out of a moving car.

I think I rather new year's isn't unspoil cause universe.

Holy shit Fuck you

Okay, here's my club persona. I'm a Persian stud, name of Rashid.

Said the carpet in the honeymoon suite was spooking his frog.

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Me in the bathroom

- It meant nothing. - Liar.

I don't know anyone in Victorville.