Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank God. That guy sucked so much.

...for it is far too hot for human consumption.

Okay, here's my club persona. I'm a Persian stud, name of Rashid.

And now look. You have become one of the skankiest hos...

Joanna and I traded rooms with some bald guy.

Stan, where have you been? I went to the park, I left you messages.

Now I know what you meant about it being just sex.

I’m Still Pissed off

- It meant nothing. - Liar.

Me in the bathroom

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That's it. Tickets are off the table.

Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill.

I planted it to commemorate the first time we ever made love.

...I have ever had the privilege to throw out of a moving car.

I don't know anyone in Victorville.

You are some of the best hos I've ever had.

Said the carpet in the honeymoon suite was spooking his frog.

Holy shit Fuck you

I think I rather new year's isn't unspoil cause universe.

- I'm recently divorced. You? - No. I'm married to my work.