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Thank God. That guy sucked so much.
...for it is far too hot for human consumption.
Okay, here's my club persona. I'm a Persian stud, name of Rashid.
And now look. You have become one of the skankiest hos...
Joanna and I traded rooms with some bald guy.
Stan, where have you been? I went to the park, I left you messages.
Now I know what you meant about it being just sex.
I’m Still Pissed off
- It meant nothing. - Liar.
Me in the bathroom
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That's it. Tickets are off the table.
Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill.
I planted it to commemorate the first time we ever made love.
...I have ever had the privilege to throw out of a moving car.
I don't know anyone in Victorville.
You are some of the best hos I've ever had.
Said the carpet in the honeymoon suite was spooking his frog.
Holy shit Fuck you
I think I rather new year's isn't unspoil cause universe.
Aw Thank you
- I'm recently divorced. You? - No. I'm married to my work.