Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's a warrior from my planet, assigned to keep me alive.

No, John, stop! Stop!

Nobody gives a crap what I say. But this is real, man!

- No! - Whoa! Calm down.

- We got you. - I'll keep that in mind.

- Holy...! - Ahh!

You keep this on you. I'll call you every hour.

Ancient astronauts?

Of course, none of them are talking. That includes my own boy, Mark.

You know, I'm, uh...

- Get the lights, will you? - Shut up! Get your hands up!

Uh... That's not actually what I was gonna say.

Uh, no. I was actually with a girl.

Watch out, man.

Find your place fast. Catch the rest of this flick, OK?

you can't just waltz into school and start class...

You have to do something about this.

All he had was a knife and that rock.

Also, while I'm here,

Look, I don't want you to isolate yourself from the rest of the school.

I know it's your first day and all,

It's got all these light leaks

- She's a very talented photographer. - Question game!

People think he's my father.

...it's all in here. I took these for you.

That's my favorite.

You should really get that looked at.

Whoa, whoa. Come on, come on! He's coming! He's coming!

- Good. - Can I please have my camera back?

I'll just be happy when I can get out of here.

You know, they should've called this town "Ironic."

Got any other legacies I should know about?

The Paradise Sheriff's Department

So I wasn't paying any attention. Um...

I think we should all have some fun. Huh?

They'd love it if I stayed here.

Copy that. I'm on it.

I am Number Four.

John. John, stop. Wait.

...see you when I see you?

You don't have to give me the "there's no place like home" speech.