Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[cocks gun] She's dead.
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an alternate plan to plan A,
- After everything that you've done for our country,
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I very hope it's acceptable.
- But Vicki's already doing that.
[safe beeping]
microns per million.
And you dumb pieces of shit had no idea.
I mean, I was literally about to say,
Running scared.
- Maybe we just stand down.
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki, Vicki!
- Barrett is a good man who is kind and decent
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- I just--you know, I always wanted to make you proud.
becoming at once tiny and giant,
[crying] Checkers!
- * MacGruber *
- You don't do any of those things.
[sobbing]
Kissing him and imagining your perfect lips
missing, um, s--
[guns cocking]
Probably tonight.
- [whimpers] - Hang on. BRB.
if it helped bring down Queeth.
[dark ominous music]
No, Checkers, would you say this is 7:00?
And I'm so sorry for letting you down.
- No deal. - Fuck!
[in Russian accent] - Sorry.
as complete and utter insubordination.
- And then there were two.
flicking, groping, asking...
And I'm happy that you've realized that.
They got a whirlybird.
But they mistook my words as an accusation
- I couldn't let you do that.
and tongue dancing with mine...
- [snoring]
- I'm sorry, Mac.
Walk.
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How you gave it up without a fight.
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