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Churn that soil.
Starve a landfill, feed a teacher.
Here we go.
What she done is made a mockery
You want me to go to Moe's?
ANNOUNCER: We once again have only
Cletus, you and Brandine have
Arilus Cristatus? Who said that?
that fell off a passing tornado.
Hemingway is so clichéd.
(Piano Sonata No. 14 by Beethoven playing)
about an American classic
- The what? - Museum.
has been dubbed "The Matilda Effect,"
Uh, you know, I'm pretty sure we's cousins.
You just follow me.
(grunts)
MYLES: Yoink.
You hear that, brain? You're free.
That's fair enough.
(sighs)
(Burns chuckling)
♪ ♪
But she refused to tell me who she was.
I'm starting to worry there's more layers to you
Sorry. I didn't fix the light switch like you asked me to.
Disco Stu needs to buy some glue.
♪ ♪
I'm just thinking about a club I may join at school.
I am smartacus.
but you just laughed.
You do this with all your dates?
Does she now think hill folk are a-a joke?
(chuckles weakly)
Or would you prefer a "bon voyage"?
So you pretend to be dumb?
(cheering)
Just like you.
I'm pretty sure I am.
(yodels sadly)
Yeah, man, this looks like a toughie.
Thanks, Americans with Disabilities Act.
Well, that's great, because my new friends