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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys, we here at Faith Records were very moved
with a Christian rock band?
Yeah, Dad, we're just rehearsing our band.
financially wind-falling experiences of our young lives.
If we just play songs about how much we love Jesus,
And I praise his holy name wherever I go
They need hip, cool music but with inspirational lyrics.
that people have agreed to stop.
Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
God damn it!
Yeah, and I'm more hip-hop and R&B-oriented.
See, everyone on the Internet copies music from their CDs,
to see our band in concert.
We have to make a platinum album. Hurry, Butters!
and all he's ever wanted is an island in French Polynesia.
Summertime love It's gonna get me down
Not a big deal?
Hey, is this the way to the backstage?
- Christian rock? - Think about it.
And hopefully, he won't make a big deal out of it.
Sent down from heaven The spirit and the glory
Then let's give it up now for one of Christian rock's biggest bands,
More. More.
And it's up to you to save me Jesus, baby
Hey, guys, how's it going?
That's all we needed to know.
- Faith +1! - We love you! Praise Christ!
Yeah, you don't even know anything about Christianity.
the Christian recording industry is pleased to present you with this
"Jesus. "
- Yeah. - Yeah.
No, no, in Christian rock our albums go gold, then frankincense, then myrrh.
Just get that 10 bucks ready, Kyle. Ta-ta.
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