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And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now.
Leather bound bibles! Show your faith!
I want to feel his salvation all over my face
You just start that way, Stan, then you cross over. It's genius!
You're supposed to be standing in random places,
Faith +1, is about to go platinum.
Well, what are you saying, that you don't really love Christ?
the child will not get his tropical paradise.
I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot
Our first album cover.
Fuck Jesus!
would stop them from downloading music off the Internet.
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
Always good to be praying before you're playing.
Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement
We didn't realise what we were doing.
I just wanted to let you know the album for my Christian rock band,
Fuck you, Token. You black asshole!
Back to you, Tom.
And I'll be there selling my album.
The key to a hot selling Christian rock album
Oh, what a body I wish I could call it my own
Yes, yes. Thank you, praise him. I think we're ready to start now.
I don't know how to play bass.
you black asshole!
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Yes, it's really the best Christian album that's ever been produced, actually.
Damn it! If we're gonna sell our hot Christian album,
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross
That's right, Metallica is behind you dudes 1,000%.
"We cordially invite you to attend the platinum album award ceremony,
The strike started yesterday and could go well into next week.
Who the hell is Moop
Oh, yeah? I will bet you 10 bucks that if I start a Christian rock band
Just get the hell out of here, Cartman.