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"Dear Moop, this letter is to inform you
Cartman, what the hell is all this?
This is a veritable strikeaplooza!
Let's just get this over with, Cartman. You won the bet. Here's $10.
and limited quantities are available!
Judas Priest.
- See what? - Our band should play Christian rock.
He beat us. Because all this time we've been so caught up
That is the folly of man.
that Faith +1's debut album has just sold one million copies. "
Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band!
I'm gonna show you something, and I don't think you're gonna like it.
- This is the worst day of my life. - This is the best day of my life.
You'll never get a platinum album doing Christian rock, Cartman.
No, but it appears you are actually in love with Ederson.
Lord, father in heaven, we thank you for all your blessings...
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus why don't we just shut off the light?
We are going to start a Christian rock band.
I think our band better buy a whole bunch of music CDs
No, Butters, you can't look happy on a album cover. That's not cool!
Besides, maybe our songs would have gotten downloaded for free,
$400?
Christians have a built-in audience of over 180 million Americans.
- It is? - That's right.
Look, there's Lars now, sitting by his pool.
but it's times like these that you see what your band is made of.
Gotta make a Platinum album before Kyle.
From now on, Moop isn't about money, Moop is about music!
Forever doomed to a life of semi luxury
You think downloading music for free is not a big deal?
Screw you Jimmy! Ya black @$$hole
We play metal and punk but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ.