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No, Sarah. Just tell me the truth.
Go back to your father, mark.
I met her at the laundromat. I'm not saying it's serious or anything,
I'd like you to meet my good friend, uh, Karim.
♪ some grand design some crazy scheme ♪
They're tanning pills. They chemically tan your skin.
I see he decided to come in native costume today.
Gordo, gordo, gordo. How many people do you think...
♪ from good, good stock ♪
Finding out if there's any hope for the world.
A secret way?
Sure, dad.
Anyone else here agree with miss Walker's citation?
Yeah? And what's your way?
You want to study on a Friday night?
Listen, I was just wondering if, you know,
Okay. Fillmore, you can take Matthews.
So, the way I figure it,
Daddy, did I tell you mark's going to Harvard law school? On scholarship?
I said there would be no excuses for late work,
We just sat together and watched our clothes rolling around on top of one another.
I'm Thinkin' about growing some 'dreads.
Hi. Hi, mark.
To the most qualified applicant from Los Angeles, California.
Wait a minute. You need to think. Let me think.
I happen to love civil rights.
This? Uh yes.
But, I thought we decided not to take that until next semester.
Are you crazy?
cheating, plagiarism, any sort of dishonest or inappropriate behavior.
Somebody yelled mark. Excuse me.
What the hell did I do? You changed lanes without signaling.
getting pulverized by drunken bigots.
Thank you, that won't be necessary, uh
♪ everybody knows I'm him ♪
Older people are going insane with anxiety about their financial futures.
No? Good.
Mark Watson is actually... white.
Life this semester is not going to be easy for any of you.
And you expect memr. Watson,
Gordo, these babies are my ticket into Harvard law school!
♪ I'm a soul man ♪
And Lisa!
I want to give him everything. You'll spoil him rotten.
Is that coming from your room? ♫
And, well, you really are very...
that if everyone learned to speak English,
♪ I'm a soul man ♪
♪ I'm a soul man ♪
I'm Gordon Bloomfeld, Mr. Watson's chief counsel in this matter.
You know sign language. What did he say?
Okay. All right. On three.
♪ just the fear to overcome ♪
I mean, uh
How about if I make a pot of coffee? No!
Right. What?
I think I just changed my mind. I'm taking criminal law.
♪ you got a boychild's comin' ♪
But also,
I just got in sort of a fight.
Your recommendation?
you can't just take a scholarship away from some black person.
♪ I'm a soul man ♪ ♪ soul man ♫
Good home, good education,
Cambridge, Massachusetts. Harvard university
Probably a lot of stuff I can't even imagine.
I'll bet mark's people are pretty proud of him too.
I'm having dinner with my parents tonight.
♪ I got the Johnny conqueroo ♪
I mean, Harvard law school.
and I meant no excuses.
Well, congratulations.
I'm gonna go confront him with this right now. Oh, boy!
So are you warm enough? Yeah, I'm warm enough.
Before you say no...